sofia’s bitch 🌸

local menace and harmonica-loving fiancé to Hal 9000 💍🤪

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

Actual conversation: “I can’t believe your Twitter - what are people going to say when they look back at your tweets when you’re famous?” “Well they’ll look back and think ‘wow... she was a legend even then’”

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

New review of my cooking just dropped: “I’ve never eaten anything conceptually like this before”

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Listening to “Your Top Songs 2025” and thinking “Wow these are bangers”

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

97% taste match on Spotify blend is crazy … damn that’s my bestie fr

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

Someone please free my boss from writing emails with Copilot I beg 🙏

[💀 Alex - 28 Years Superfan @28alexslater]

Telling people I saw Frankenstein in theatres

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

My enemy’s enemy just became my friend 🫶

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

LOVE scrawling to do lists on post it notes and not doing anything with them

[yz ☆ @everhero13]

if spotify wrapped calls me a pink pilates princess again this year i might genuinely kill myself

[daphne @defneorsomethin]

a historic run for the girls who once dreamed of a gothic heroine renaissance

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Guillermo Del Toro tells NPR he’d “rather die” than use generative AI:

“AI, particularly generative AI — I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’”

(https://t.co/3YtpdSggrl)

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

work is so stupid why do I feel nauseous about sending an email

[Veronica ₍^. .^₎⟆ ⋆꙳•❅ @calendarcoven]

4+ career defining performance and she wasn't even 20 yet... let that sink in

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

Little Miss Copilot

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

missing debenhams 💔

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

kinda loving The Summer I Turned Pretty bc I am rooting for absolutely no-one

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

I need to light a scented candle about this

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

I’m gonna get this first burn right even if it kills me

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

Brother lore is crazy what do you mean you’re two degrees away from princess diana

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

Friend and her hinge date CAUGHT holding hands in public … 👀📸

[sofia’s bitch 🌸 @huzz_uh]

Lowkey need to get more parasocial when talking about people I actually know. Gonna start telling people my friend and her hinge date are “smitten” after they’ve been on 2 dates