tired

come into me swamp

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Giggles for the gals

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Thinking about blumpkin (the pumpkin)

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You only have $9, create your dream guy

$10 tall/dark/handsome
$10 nice clothes
$15 six figure salary
$7 first name Doctor
$2 last name Phil

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@ElyKreimendahl I do wanna say that my first job really was an eclectic family. When my car got broken into, they secretly collected some of THEIR tips (managers, servers, bartenders) each contributing. The only time I heard, “we are a family,” is when my manager handed me the envelope.

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@xoxoBriannaB Best decision we ever made was jumping into a whole different state from Buffalo..Idk how many times I’ve told people “get out of your hometown!!”

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Tell me why I found out there’s people back in Buffalo I haven’t seen in over a year that are still trying to speak on my name ….child aren’t you tired…at least Venmo me for my enrichment @hvkeller

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Leave..and I cannot stress this enough…leave your hometown even just for a little while.

The world is so much bigger than the same people talking about the same people doing the same things at the same time in the same clothes at the same places

[nique @dsymone___]

Finished my first year of grad school today 🥳

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@kameronb_ Definitely stupid af but just a reminder that the government doesn’t control the country, corporate America (where the money is) does

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Does anybody else drive like absolute shit but then freak the fuck out internally/get anxiety out the ass while sitting in the passenger seat???? Just me???????

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Not my SO telling me he’s going to buy a hang glider and jump off a mountain (???) because he’s “watched enough videos”(!!!!!!?????) ok sparky I’ve watched a lot of food network but I’m not Bobby flay(!!????)

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Thinking about the time I was at martins fantasy island and “Ralph Bucky Phillips” was on the loose

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Oh to have the confidence of a young (??) JoJo Siwa

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🍾🎉🔥🔥

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Quack

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I am HECKING beautiful, i am HECKIN kind, HECK your stupid booty perceptions before 💫asking✨ bc god 🥰forbid ☺️anybody have the capacity to form their 👉own opinions👈

And ya wanna know what I don’t give a HECK what future employer is gonna look this up and argue with my data

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But why did my boyfriend say he was going to cut off his hand to fight the ghosts in my room because by his logic it would then be a ghost hand and why have I been thinking about the fact that he’s not wrong

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Fun fact: anything time you breech/cut/open your epidermis to ANYTHING, you’re at risk for infection. Stop being embarrassing

[Rachel @Rachel__Bush]

risk of infection from a covid test ?! Nah, y’all better hope not. Smh always read the small print people.

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@joew00d42 Love this for u