Kobayashi Maru

Farmer|Maize Miller, Finance Guru | Hockey player |gooner| Investor| Chief | @k_sharksfc
Que sera, sera

[Kobayashi Maru @hwalucho]

Colossal!

[Ushahidi @ushahidi]

Distant Voices closed beta is open 📣

Communities share feedback via SMS, phone calls, Telegram, YouTube, Facebook Groups, web forums & X. Both capabilities will be available in Swahili and English (support for other languages on request)

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[Ushahidi @ushahidi]

Distant Voices closed beta is open 📣

Communities share feedback via SMS, phone calls, Telegram, YouTube, Facebook Groups, web forums & X. Both capabilities will be available in Swahili and English (support for other languages on request)

Sign up: https://t.co/DWgHKCYNs3

[Ushahidi @ushahidi]

The world is investing billions in AI for development. Yet, communities most affected by climate, conflict, and inequality are still the least consulted. @AngieNicoleOD wrote about this for @TableBriefings.

https://t.co/TxoJC1q1aP

[TDR @TDRnews]

Is this the end of the international NGO as we know it? Ep. 66 of the #GlobalHealthMatters podcast with @GarryAslanyan dives deeper into it with @doaneatlarge (@rightscolab) & @AngieNicoleOD (@ushahidi) Check it out! 👉 https://t.co/RGXieRnLKa

[Kariobangi Sharks FC @k_sharksfc]

𝗙 𝗨 𝗟 𝗟 𝗧 𝗜 𝗠 𝗘

Football stripped down to its rawest form.

#WeAreSharks | #TwendeGame

[Kariobangi Sharks FC @k_sharksfc]

When the tempo mattered most, he never let it slip.

#WeAreSharks | #TwendeGame

[Kariobangi Sharks FC @k_sharksfc]

𝗙 𝗨 𝗟 𝗟 𝗧 𝗜 𝗠 𝗘

Kila mbuzi ale kwa urefu wa kamba yake

#WeAreSharks | #TwendeGame

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

He’ll be telling his friends about this forever 😂❤️

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.”

So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends.

The rope then walks back into the bar. The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you that rope that I just threw out?”

The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

If we removed all the margarine from Earth...

The world would be a butter place.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I got an email the other day telling me how to read maps backwards

Turns out it was just spam

[African Union Youth Program @AUYouthProgram]

🎥 From grassroots to government, they're creating a more open, responsive Africa — one solution at a time.

📢 Watch the video. Share their stories. Join the movement.

@GIZAfricanUnion
@ushahidi
@CivicTechAfrica

#1mNextLevel
#CivicTech

[Wanjiru Nguhí 🌻✨ @msnguhi]

At the screening of Coded Bias, a documentary on Algorithmic Bias by Dr Joy Buolamwini.
Such a sobering reminder of how much racism is built into the DNA of how things work specifically AI and the fact that vigilance on all fronts is the price for freedom. @ushahidi @BarazaLab

[Rt Hon Kenneth Lusaka @SpeakerKLusaka]

Honouring the lives and legacy of Nelson Lusaka Wesonga, Lay Canon Rhoda Namaemba Lusaka, and Noah Lusaka ; a heartfelt memorial celebrating faith, family, and cherished memories.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

I don't understand why some people prefer to use fractions instead of decimals.

They're pointless.

[FootballKE🇰🇪⚽️ @FootballKe_90]

Drama in Tanzania as the game was temporary stopped during the City FC Abuja vs JKU FC match when bees flew over the pitch in the 77th minute 🤣

#FootballKE

[Oscar Ouma A 🇰🇪_OLY @OumaOscar]

#COYG

[Oscar Ouma A 🇰🇪_OLY @OumaOscar]

#COYG

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk