(SF driver): the moat’s not taste—it’s attention. the future is agentic agents
(Me): that’s it, I’m done [jumps out of uber, hitting homeless woman]
(Homeless woman): hi! new to sf, here’s an intro—i’m mildred, 2x umich dropout, former @AIatMeta, 1370 SAT, building in public
>interviewing at anthropic
>not good enough to get the job
>start listing sex workers to failure
>monologue about ethical shrimp farming
>fake effective altruism throughout the interview
>get the job
>$950k/yr starting monday