Nicolas

ex-federal inmate

[Mii Chan @my_mii_chan]

PASS THE CONTROLLER BRO

[tomie @tomieinlove]

(SF driver): the moat’s not taste—it’s attention. the future is agentic agents

(Me): that’s it, I’m done [jumps out of uber, hitting homeless woman]

(Homeless woman): hi! new to sf, here’s an intro—i’m mildred, 2x umich dropout, former @AIatMeta, 1370 SAT, building in public

[bubble boi @bubbleboi]

I see why people snap and just start doing fentanyl now.

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

>interviewing at anthropic
>not good enough to get the job
>start listing sex workers to failure
>monologue about ethical shrimp farming
>fake effective altruism throughout the interview
>get the job
>$950k/yr starting monday

[Nicolas @hwidreset]

@WiredIre @nik_algo Slowly haha

[唯我独尊・宮内蛍 @real_hotaru]

Good morning

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

My son asked me “gay son or thot daughter” and when I responded “thot daughter” he looked disappointed and said “never mind”?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing

[sephie is sane @3thyr3al]

despite being an "angry bird" it remains stoic in the face of conflict, many of us could learn a lesson here

[Benadryl Chud @BenadrylChud88]

I was gonna horny post then I thought of this vid

[KJGD | ᑭK @PkMemez0]

“If you're not buying GTA 6 just because you can't have a disc then you weird af”

Translation:

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

This is how I see all the Asian S.F. striver posters

[Mathieu @miniapeur]

"I don't have any magical ability. I am just a giga chad."

— Terence Tao

[WokeZoomer🇺🇸🚩 @Pigeonsguy]

Say it with me, “according to the strict law of the Torah…

[Gigachad @gigachad]

“humans are consuming too much water and not leaving enough for AI data centers”

[Shrmp3 @shrmp3]

i'm ready for 3.5, time to experience PEAK wuxia.

[OneShotFox🇳🇿 @OneShotFox]

Generational mog during national anthem

[Hop 🥩🗿 @Hoplitecus]

“Going woke makes you uglier, there are mountains of scientific literature discussing this.”