John Footpenis

[John Footpenis @hyceeeeee]

I cannot fucking wait until Rick Rubin dies

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@atwitty2 @elonmusk Yo this guy isn't gay he just loves hot fast phallic objects instead of hot women

[John Footpenis @hyceeeeee]

@elonmusk Like hey retard you made it this hot in the first place

[John Footpenis @hyceeeeee]

@elonmusk I mean the US has created a scheduled high intensity emissive free for all every summer for years I'd say that they weren't right. They contributed to the crisis with their air conditioning and now looking at the impact that has had they'd like to say "I told you so".

[John Footpenis @hyceeeeee]

@hollowearthterf Clav's strive is working against him. It's corny to try to be hot. You should just be hot without trying so hard.

[John Footpenis @hyceeeeee]

Why isn't he crouched down he's lording over them. Bro needs to crouch down. Weird look. Crouch a little bit man.

[TailorClips @TailorClips]

Clav really tried to 1v4 10/10s in Paris… and got humbled in 0.2 seconds 😭💀
Bro said 'don’t Google me' and still folded immediately... Paris really not going well for him😂

[John Footpenis @hyceeeeee]

@crabbycorgi @iankush29 @Dexerto You can adjust individual VC volumes if you right click on whoever you want to adjust the volume for

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@iiwasinthee212 Okay Alvin Simon and Theodore lookin ass evil bitch

[John Footpenis @hyceeeeee]

Disgust

[Third @thirdmetax]

Bryan Johnson says this is the first generation that won’t die

“We are the first generation that won’t die, like actually won’t die, I don’t plan on dying”

“I’m chronologically 47, but biologically my cardiovascular abilities are age 18, my lung capacity is age 18, my telomeres are age 18, my body functions in many ways like an 18 year old”

“This is why I say make health your top priority, because the difference between being healthy and non healthy when you’re thinking is like night and day”

[John Footpenis @hyceeeeee]

It's funny watching this fat fuck get the credit for literally everything while he whines about a fuckin ballroom god damn what a fucking bitch whata little pussy man

[Department of War CTO @DoWCTO]

Are you enjoying the show? Refill your popcorn... you’ll love this next part. 🍿

AMERICAN (Q)UANTUM DOMINANCE

[John Footpenis @hyceeeeee]

@elonmusk Pulling a rope attached to a trigger is not gonna get you into heaven by a technicality. Not that you believe in that sort of thing.

[John Footpenis @hyceeeeee]

This dipshit doesn't know what lidonarrative dissonance is but I guess they're gonna talk about it

[Vinci 🌞 @VinciRSS]

Missions like this in video games are perfect example of ludonarrative dissonance and bad design. If the core of the game is driving around the city, doing crime, and shooting, the game should NEVER ever force you into such boring tasks.

Every modern game has this issue. Remember Spiderman for PS4? The game has fantastic swinging and combat, just to throw you into playing MJ and doing slow stealth mission no one likes (they added more of these in the sequel btw).

How I would solve it you may ask? First of all stuff like this should be optional as in not even in the main story, or at least make it skippable.

[John Footpenis @hyceeeeee]

all about dem gainz and self improvement baby no horrific body horror necessary

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The zoomers have no idea how bad they have it.

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Bro trump is so damn fat

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I had one rule this week: no one plays on Home Court until some old friends and I get some shots up.

Who’s got next? 🏀

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@iiwasinthee212 Insanely stupid person

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@SJSfan88 @FrankWoodsLogic @GameJoker_ It's looks like a mod on the mobile port of San andreas

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@UNKWNMS @Crackugh @killerkanebeats Being a fucking dipshit

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@killerkanebeats @UNKWNMS @Crackugh I really gotta start clicking the profile before interacting

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@DanielPriestley Yeah dipshit. He's borrowing tax free money against the value of his stock. That's the whole issue.

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@shotbyredacted @UNKWNMS @Crackugh @killerkanebeats This does not contain AI you dumb bitch