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culturally stuck in the 2010s || he/they

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

okay if twitter is actually going down, i don’t want my twitter drafts to go to waste so for every like this tweet gets, i’ll release a drafted tweet

for context: i have HUNDREDS of tweets in my drafts 🤔

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

turned 29 today. it’s getting real.

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

my offer still stands. i will buy you a ticket to the gotham game at citi field provided you cheer and have fun https://t.co/bEi4xfiqaD

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reigning NWSL champions @gothamfc are coming to Queens. New York City's first all-electric sports stadium will be built entirely by union labor. Soon, girls growing up in Jackson Heights, Sunnyside and Flushing will hop on the 7 train and watch some of the greatest soccer players in the world go to work.

Welcome home, Gotham FC.

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

nyc friends, i’ll literally buy you a ticket if you agree to go in my stead

[Gotham FC @GothamFC]

⚽️ The Queen's Classic, presented by @CarMax
@GothamFC vs @WashSpirit at @CitiField

🗓️ July 15th
🏟️ @CitiField
📺 @espn
Presented by @CarMax

Be part of this historic first ever women's sports event at Citi Field!

Sign up for Gotham FC emails now to get access to tickets before the general sale: https://t.co/JoKJ4ryUGu

[han 🍌⭐️⭐️🦇 @aghoulishgal]

that’s not christen press

[mr. oomf @butchknight]

the REAL world cup is next year btw (womens football)

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

john travolta truly was so beautiful in his edna turnblad drag... you could tell he felt safe.

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

kicking my feet

[willow @weeping_wiIIoww]

ohhhh yall aren’t ready for them

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

i love it here

[Jonesy 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦🇵🇸 @i_am_the_weenie]

This team...

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

this shit got me so heated, i’m posting about l local politics on main, i can’t believe it

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

hey Oakland City Council Member Carroll Fife, I believe it is your authority as a CITY COUNCIL MEMBER to enforce a fine when rich people knowingly and illegally cut down 38 mature trees from three different properties

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

land back politics are apparently actually about letting rich people decimate local ecosystems because they aren’t white

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

hey Oakland City Council Member Carroll Fife, I believe it is your authority as a CITY COUNCIL MEMBER to enforce a fine when rich people knowingly and illegally cut down 38 mature trees from three different properties

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

kinda fucked up of him editing himself scoring on my team

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

We just dropped a limited batch of $5 tickets at https://t.co/lQ45pLtyRX for the @GothamFC May 9th home game vs. Boston Legacy.

I'll be there. Will you? Grab a $5 ticket at https://t.co/lQ45pLtyRX before they're gone!

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

@valkyries it’s time to post those “thank you kaitlyn” and “thank you kate” graphics

[lyd @i4clark]

being gay is not free you have to buy women's sports tickets

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆 @lexiescarina]

TIERNA DAVIDSON AND SOPHIA WILSON ARE BACK WITH THE USWNT

[W Golazo @WGolazo]

SHE'S BAAAAAAAAAACK 😈

Sophia Wilson is back in the Stars & Stripes for the first time in 15 months following the birth of her daughter Gigi 🥹🇺🇸

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

i wish rebecca glasscock would come back

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

DENVER BREAKS NWSL ATTENDANCE-RECORD 🚨

The Summit make history with 63,004 fans in attendance for their inaugural season home opener at Empower Field. The vibes are HIGH when you get to witness historic moments like this 💚

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

i love women’s soccer and the nwsl

[TOGETHXR @togethxr]

Women’s sports are built for moments like this ⚽️

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

however, now that they learned how to score, the defense gotta tighten up and keep a clean sheet

[teehee 🤭 @hydratedhomo]

i’m so used to giving and now i get to receive

[Bay Football Club @wearebayfc]

Headed back to the Bay with all three points 💪