Hydrodynamic Hermit

[Hydrodynamic Hermit @HydrodynamicH]

You've heard of #SharkWeek but what about the #MinnowMinute ?
Heh?
Heeeh?!
#Fish #Ape #doyouevenlift

[Hydrodynamic Hermit @HydrodynamicH]

Waterfalls make good showers. Baguettes do not.
#michaeljordan #breadysetgo #water #thinkaboutit #FootballGirlfriendProbs #horse

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Anyone know how milkshakes climb trees? Cuz I do. #details #plans #smartestperson #SmartLife #intellectualproperty #mindblown #NASA

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Waffles are not good water bottles #MistakesWereMade #Waffles4dayz

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You look more like a maple tree kind of guy to me #Truth #Wisdom #Facts #Opinion #Trees #Arboretum #Maple #Conifer #Oak #Redwood #Tedgood

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Sometimes the best course of action is the one that doesn't involve the tigers. #facts #YOLObutnotmaybemore #Kiwithefruitnottheanimal

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Today was a cork board kind of day #comeatme #justdoit #secondamendment #velociraptor #getonmylevel

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After taking off my work pants, I realized something: I don't have to put on any more pants today. #pantsoff #socks #IceCreamTime #PureJoy

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Ever wonder what my bedroom looks like in the dark? So do I. #realquestions #dark #window #introspective #deep

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Whistling the Hunger Games whistley tune is a great way to fill up a good three hours on a Saturday night alone #hungergames #whistle #alone

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Don't you just love finding money in your coat pocket? I wish I knew what that was like... #secrets #Coats #winter #poorpeopleprobs

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@ElliottGraham29 Then let us jive on like the antelope #antelope #bunny #megaladon #animalcrossing #selfiesunday

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@ElliottGraham29 Look at how easy it is to earn money online! I couldn't believe it when my friend showed me how cool answering quizzes is!

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In all seriousness if u see sum1 outside in this cold front you could save their life with just a warm blanket #helpinghand #winter #20below

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Temperatures are going to get down to 20 below soon O.O #WinterIsComing #Midwest #Chicago

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Just opened a can of tuna but I can't find any mayonnaise #foodprobs #fish #thestruggleisreal

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Shirtless ultimate frisbee in two feet of snow? I think so. #justdoit #cold #FrozenFriday #shirtless

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This Nissan commercial tells me "Fantasy, do not attempt. Cars can't jump on trains"
I beg to differ.
#Nissan #trains #cars

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Upon closer inspection in the morning, everything now has what I am affectionately calling a "SnowHat" #snow #hat

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I've been playing this game for almost a week in my free time. I can pay off the US debt, but can't afford an upgrade #IdleMine #Kongregate