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lord knows i sinned but not as much as i prayed

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

i just dont think every company needs a quirky social media account

[Bad Socialism Takes (FREE PARKING) @BadSocialisms]

...this is literally capitalism. Kid A is working people and Kid B is "investors" roflmao

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

A man married to a current MP and former conservative Home Secretary and Attorney General whose wedding happened at THE HOUSE OF COMMONS is referring to a man with a bin for a face as 'an establishment tool.' We are truly on the stupidest timeline.

[ré @marieplie]

This is how I feel trying to be seductive

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Pregnant woman from guatemala sprinting across the US border and having a baby in 30 minutes

[seiya @seiyaposting]

Found this dude on Instagram that ai generates himself saving dead artists

[♡millivanilli♡ @millivanillilo]

@thechosenberg It's almost impressive to be this deeply uncharismatic

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[Ella Dorn 唐棠 @elladorn_]

We should put some shops on Oxford St. where tourists can get their photos taken like this in a real armoured vehicle with authentic flash

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

I guess society at large has simply decided sex crimes are no big deal. Like shoplifting a candy bar

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

The fact that your government has made it illegal for me to answer yes is a damning testament to your flagrant disregard for civil liberties.

This may be targeted at those taking action against the genocide, but it sets a very dangerous precedent that puts everyone at risk.

[洛兰 @justacoverband]

Its crazy that there are just semi-regular race riots in the UK now

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[Jam. @JAMvsJAM]

This is such an interesting social experiment because if you pressed a single person in this video they would say they’re not racist but somehow they always seem to accept the most racist thing.

[Aardark @Aardark]

@Vanessa_ABee His face keeps getting more punchable somehow. I think he's actually graduated to stompable now.

[Luke Charters MP @lukejcr]

@ZiaYusufUK What is wrong with you?

Black men are at significantly higher risk of prostate cancer. This isn’t “two-tier Britain”. It’s basic medicine.

The programme will save lives and the NHS money. That’s great news.

Stop rage-farming and log off for a day. It might do you some good. 👍

[Troll George Constanza @REALhsanonymous]

@ratvisionist instacart me some sugar and then get off my property before i open fire

[rose @wynrosei]

Do you realize how badly you have to treat a mammal to stop it from reproducing?

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it