Remember that aunt who has those 80s bangs the monumental perm ones. I’m gonna be that aunt but instead of having a round brush exoskeleton on my face, I’ll have a side part. A relic to the 2010s when asymmetrical hair was accepted & encouraged. #tilldeathdousamiddlepart
Sometimes I squeeze too much paint out of the tubes and it stresses me out that it’ll dry out n I’ll waste materials. One could rephrase to say watching paint dry stresses me out #notsurewhatthatsaysaboutme#tediumkilledthecat
Finding this out via looking at the building from the outside I also discovered that we no longer have downstairs neighbors. Good thing I have been doing modifications for my workouts, like not jumping, this whole time #smh#noexcusenow
"We call for the immediate resignation of the district attorneys in this case. We intend to put the full weight of our power behind this case to ensure we reach justice" @DerrickNAACP
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never did I ever think that I would choose to listen to cicadas again #ifykyk and yet here I am streaming Sounds of the Rainforest so that I can drown out the happy sounds of connection and fun while I finish up work. #whateverworksiguess
Upside to working from home and sitting side by side with my husband: I have the context to know who he is talking about when he talks about his coworkers. Now I just need him to talk about his coworkers #whatasaint
HH art conversation life cycle: 1. surprise & inquiry about painting 2.personal reference to childhood art skills (stick figures, etc) 3. Bob Ross #rinserepeat#thejoyofpainting
If only the anxious midday bus riders could see the bus in all its glory when it’s a modern day miracle that people get on and off without anyone getting trampled #alwaysroomforonemore
Riding the bus at non-commute times and the bus etiquette is all different. 1. People talk to each other. 2. They get frantic that they won’t be able to get off before the bus leaves the stop. #howstrange
"its totally understandable, especially when you are data street fighting, your throwing sand, breaking bottles, doing anything to survive" - my manager defending a less than ideal data modeling approach from one of his proteges #howexciting#arewestilltalkingaboutdata
“Sometimes girls tell me they are gonna stuff broccoli in their purse and I’m like come on man, don’t try to be a hero just take a bag” practical advice from the corner store cashier when I wasn’t sure if I wanted a bag #youwin
Deciding to read Harry Potter for the first time means commuting has never been so fun or so hazardous. the bus never arrives to my stop at a good place, that is if I even notice that it is my stop #whoops#farfromhome#farfromworktoo
Google has this match feature now which can call you out on you restaurant searching if you deviate from your norm. So far my norm is “notable coffee” does this mean google’s data analysts are calling me a coffee snob?
Just when I thought coconut water couldn't get any more basic they rolled out the millennial pink packaging. My electrolytes may have gotten trendy, but I'm sure you can guess what is still not trendy #thepriceisnotright
Walking the old commute one last time enjoying the lights of Grant and dodging spring rolls. Wondering about what sidewalk mysteries await me on my new commute. #goodbyenorthbeach