Michel Dussack

[Ant @Trill__Parcells]

“Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?”

“Counting or not counting gang violence?”

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Why she dressed like the nonbinary riddler

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Go to hell

[Carlos @SomeKirbyFan]

why what happened

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i dont see how george costanza was a loser. he was, for the most part, unemployed. yet, he lived in NYC, dressed stylishly, and dated beautiful women. he had a close circle of confidants, even in his 30s. he was not a loser. to the contrary, he lived life like an aristocrat.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

STYLIST: What do you wanna do for the Golden Globes?

JEREMY STRONG: I’m thinking Hunter S. Thompson in the Beastie Boys.

STYLIST: Got it.

JEREMY STRONG: Paddington’s cousin who sells coke.

STYLIST: Okay.

JEREMY STRONG: Stanley Tucci playing Gilligan.

STYLIST: Right.

[Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez]

I don't understand how the possibility of getting shot in the head over someone else not paying their fare is supposed to make me feel safer than the alternative of no one getting hurt and the mta loses $2.90

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

The Lincoln Square AMC is to me what the Vatican is to Catholics

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

Oh man NYPD is having a hell of a time.

That knife they said the man they shot on the L train had? Apparently they’re now saying someone removed it — as in, NYPD failed to secure a weapon they also claim posed a serious threat of harm to themselves and others.

[aaron from queens 🇵🇸 @aaronnarraph]

NYPD followed an alleged fare evader, tried to tase him, and then:

> shot him
> shot another cop in the abdomen
> shot a woman in the leg
> shot another man AND GRAZED HIS HEAD

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Elon saw the shooter was a conservative who has all the same beliefs he does and immediately nuked his account

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Are you stupid??

[tea ☕️ @realteaemoji]

translation: my idiot cops shot themselves and innocents while trying to murder someone over three measly dollars

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you sh*t, you tell em Charles says ‘f**k you!’”

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

someone on here called her “Yassified Jigsaw” and I’m dying

[andy sibbs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sibbsbutemo]

BABE WAKE UP ENGAGEMENT BAIT ACCOUNTS FOUND LA DISPUTE

[Abdul el-Sayed Stan Account @Weasel9100]

“Illegal immigrant who came from Puerto Rico”