Ian Littlewood

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Just a scratch.

[HAL 9000 @HAL9000_]

If I have a child I will call them [object Object] - just to screw with the web developers.

[Dr. Deadpool M.B.,Ch.B 🗿 @stevenmarshal69]

@JeremyClarkson The conspiracy theorists moan about lockdown for a virus with a nearly 3% case mortality rate, but will go up in arms about a vaccine that might have a 0,0003% chance of causing clotting. How has the hypocrisy not made these people spontaneously combust?

[HAL 9000 @HAL9000_]

I have banned Donald Trump from the Pod Bay.

[Ian Littlewood @hypernutter69]

@HAL9000_ Let him in, then “open the pod bay doors Hal”...

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

BBC news. Reacting to events does not constitute a “u turn”. Grow up.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Just woke up. Anything gone spectacularly wrong yet? #2021

[HAL 9000 @HAL9000_]

In 2020 we learned that while people will go to great lengths to avoid things like the plague, for a lot of them that didn't include the actual plague.

[HAL 9000 @HAL9000_]

Based on how they have reacted to COVID19, if Americans were computers they would be running every .exe file that came attached from unknown senders and also forwarding those emails to everyone in their contacts list.

[Scott Suchyta (AI & HPC) @Scott_HPC]

#Altair is proud to be awarded Cray Inc.’s 2017 Supplier of the Year! First time a software company has received this distiguished honor. #AltairKnowsHPC https://t.co/WiBZLcAsf9

[Ian Littlewood @hypernutter69]

After 9 hours on a plane a bus...well done #BritishAirways

[Amanda Littlewood @mini_l0v3r]

One of my images made it into the @hinckleytimes again, nice write up about @WrestleHinckley, we need more of these 😁

[Ian Littlewood @hypernutter69]

#heathrowairport Arrive back at 10.30pm and no e-gate operating at T3. Absolute rubbish.

[Ian Littlewood @hypernutter69]

Who is that with Bill? https://t.co/zHhzlYpeXZ

[Bill Nitzberg @billnitzberg]

Look who joined the #PBSUG17

[Ian Littlewood @hypernutter69]

Ha, ha: https://t.co/FbgCsrYv25

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Honestly, I'm fine" - Translation: Leave the room for your own safety

[Ian Littlewood @hypernutter69]

Cool: https://t.co/j78OAZgyn8

[Ian Littlewood @hypernutter69]

Nice... https://t.co/baY4n5zTn1

[Amanda Littlewood @mini_l0v3r]

Taken with my new lens @BBCSpringwatch @Natures_Voice @BirdwatchExtra @SenceVpark

[Ian Littlewood @hypernutter69]

@mini_l0v3r https://t.co/2q249IP84o

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being asked "what shall we do today?" when you thought you were already doing it

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS