Mark Adams

iOS engineering at Venmo. 25th grader at the School of Hard Knocks. Rated best human in its class by JD Power & Associates.

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Fucking Berenstain Bears. Still can’t believe that happened.

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@morgan_e_ @mandybess Wait, how do you know Barbara?

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@_eliperkins For example, the PCH is going into Enterprise-iphoneos while another build task is counting on it being in Release-iphoneos.

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@_eliperkins Without more info, I’d just say to be careful of values for CONFIGURATION_BUILD_DIR and CONFIGURATION_TEMP_DIR, since they’re computing paths based on the configuration name while something else may be counting on build locations derived from the cloned config.

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@brownfolderson WHUP-TEE-DOO

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@mandybess That doesn’t even rhyme…

Should have gone with “Solo code makes the dream erode.”

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@cmkuiper Asking the real questions.

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Waaaaait a second, did Magic Johnson LIE?? https://t.co/hMsw6M5aIV

[ESPN @espn]

And @MagicJohnson knows a thing or two about winning a title in LA.

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@mwhuss @GFontenot @mergesort Same.

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@claire_mcnear I could’ve gone all day without reading that. Fuck.

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@cmkuiper That’s a Scotty.

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@AstrosCounty My god, yes. As a Giants fan that has to look at his stupid face multiple times a year for the foreseeable future, thank you for this.

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@AstrosCounty Simulating Astros vs. Dodgers in The Show and silently drinking.

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Damn Houston must be losing it right now. Just don’t set things on fire, Houstonians.

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@CraigHarmann @AstrosCounty They’re good calves, Crag.

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@mccoveychron It’s Yuli. He’s not the drummer for MxPx.

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JOSE AL2BHR

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Controversial opinion: Jack Skellington, a skeleton, should not be the "Pumpkin King." The king of the pumpkins should be a fellow pumpkin.

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@elizabeth_toy That was painful. As a Giants fan, I loathe the Dodgers. Looking forward to 2124!

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@mccoveychron One does not simply release Steve Aoki.

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Nothing proves you’re an Authentic Baseball Child Fan like convincing your parents to spend exorbitant sums on official MLB branded laundry.