Mike Bannon

I draw a single panel comic, Mordant Orange

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

Swiss cheese is so satisfying

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Here is how #platforms die: first, they are good to their users; then they abuse their users to make things better for their business customers; finally, they abuse those business customers to claw back all the value for themselves. Then, they die. 1/

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

@oldmanhero Thanks for sharing 🤗

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

Is this happening to anyone else? Facebook is sending me push notifications for new suggested friends every 2 hours! I haven't added a friend in 5 years!!

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

I feel like that kid that gets caught by their parents smoking and to teach them a lesson they make them smoke the whole pack. Except for me it was pizza.

And I was alone.

[Oli Franklin-Wallis @olifranklin]

God save @PennyRed, who stood in The Queue for 14 hours and then wrote the best thing you’ll read about it https://t.co/vkxkVUPVjO

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

@brittlestar This is the worst cover of Fitter Happier I have ever heard.

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

No big deal, but I'm pretty sure Rorschach was following me into work today.

[Roku Channel @TheRokuChannel]

Official trailer: Discover the untold true story of the icon who changed music… literally. #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory is streaming free November 4.

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

Tonight's pizza answered the unasked question.

Q: Is it possible to slice bacon so thin that it becomes flavorless?

A: Yes

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

No need for safety barriers, everyone will just stay out of the giant speeding puck. Everyone will also be ok with this speeding overhead in every facet of your life.

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

Only complaint about the new season of #KidsInTheHall is that there's a skip intro button. Luckily I never hit it, but I feel bad knowing there's probably someone out there who hit it by accident.

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

I guess it's recyclable....but still

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

What is this madness! @Wendys They've replaced the paper cup with a plastic one, but it's still a paper straws 😭

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

If there was time travel, I'd travel back to a time before paper straws.

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

Dr Pepper & Cream Soda, for those who want a hybrid beverage but not the hassle of two competing flavours. #itsjustcreamsoda

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

Heard a new phrase today, "aging in place". New life philosophy?

[Mike Bannon @hypnobee]

@j_mcelroy Remember when people used to have blogs...

[5 Peaks @5PeaksRun]

We're Back! 5 Peaks Trail Running Series is in Full Swing- https://t.co/QFJEPOEIhP