promethazine_daycare

I am the captain of this ship and I’m going down with it

[promethazine_daycare @hypnosisjones]

@BigO85mmzn @JDCocchiarella The administration is STILL blocking the release of files. Why else would they be doing that if not to protect the people committing the crimes? You really wanna stand at-bat for a bunch of fucking pedophiles that do not care whatsoever if you live or die?

[promethazine_daycare @hypnosisjones]

This looks like 3 o clock in the afternoon on a Wednesday at your local court. Old head hoops. This is game 6 of the FINALS and this looks like they’re playing in crocs

[Coop™️ @imyycooper]

First 3 minutes of the 1998 Game 6 NBA Finals

Basketball used to be so pure 🔥

[promethazine_daycare @hypnosisjones]

@guy7689 @mdavidsoniv @farthoarder @marlon_humphrey lol “well if the democrats weren’t always talking about having our tax payer dollars go to healthcare, maybe I wouldn’t have to vote for crazy unfit pedophiles!”

It’s sad actually that people like you even get a vote

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

god DAMN

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence

[promethazine_daycare @hypnosisjones]

@mutethebotznow @Thefactsdude If you’re so old that fighting somebody will literally kill you, maybe you should’ve gained some self awareness in your long life and learned not to berate and punch service workers over a drink

[Daniel Keller @dnlklr]

truly, the most underrated film of the century

[Victor Thembanyama @H0tWireMyHeart]

Has anybody called the Bron and Bronny duo 23andMe yet or am I a genius

[e-bride-za @thefemiurge]

my most extreme non-ideological position? Supreme Court Justices should have to take a vow of celibacy. i just think it'd be funny, very game of thrones

[promethazine_daycare @hypnosisjones]

I really like the Safdie brothers movies, don’t get me wrong. But damn they kinda made the same movie three times. Marty Supreme, Uncut Gems, and Good Time are all pretty much just movies about charismatic pieces of shit that prey on the kindnesses of others. The only difference is that it works out in the end for Marty supreme

[promethazine_daycare @hypnosisjones]

@Henryla123 @RogueHouSports Yeah? And how’s the geopolitical landscape now you fucking retard.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[promethazine_daycare @hypnosisjones]

Lmao you fucking retard. The Trump administration has said “yeah we had to attack Iran because Israel said they were gonna do it first. Oh also they said they were two weeks away from a nuclear bomb”

But man, it sure is a shame we’re just all in the dark on this one. I guess we’ll never know why we went to war. Oh well. It was probably for a good reason

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[backcountry wigger @1000IQNBAFan]

Is this the funniest frame ever captured in any sport

[promethazine_daycare @hypnosisjones]

What the fuck is a coach supposed to be if not a “strategist”? The guy is a fraud

[Jake Jones @Jakemfjones92]

Maaan before we all get negative let’s point to the obvious we are young as hell and our coach isn’t a strategist

[promethazine_daycare @hypnosisjones]

I would just fuckin throw up all over myself if that happened to me. How do you recover? Especially watching the camera man pan to my empty bucket of popcorn. No recovering from that

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Tom Cruise calling out fan for finishing their popcorn before the movie starts lol

[wint @dril]

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

Smoking with someone and realizing they are ugly asf is the scariest realization ever