modern odysseus

[modern odysseus @hypnossound]

I’ll take an adderall, drink 3 shots of espresso on an empty stomach, smoke a joint, and then be like “omg why do i feel so anxious today???” Like….

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

is he fun to be around or am i fun and he’s around

[chase @_chase_____]

creating a bunch of rly strong and complicated passwords then putting them all in a notes app note titled “all of my passwords :) x”

[ruby ☆ @cxrrentaffairs]

pov your friend grace cancelled on plans again

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever! im coming

[໊ @meishato]

i was sooooo stupid back then (yesterday)

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m going to give my inner child a gun

[alicentpilled hightowercel @alphalicent]

show about gay men who play sports vs show about gay women who play sports

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i don’t think im meant to be in a relationship. i think im meant to be at the hospital or maybe the movies

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Glinda and Elphaba: ♫ Who can say if I've been changed for the better ♫

Dorothy in the basement:

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s so amazing when you’re handwriting and you get to a word with two t’s and you get to do one big line across for both of them. life can be amazing occasionally though also still very painful

[modern odysseus @hypnossound]

People who spend money on fashionable gym outfits are so different from me. I go to the gym dressed like a hobo, literally dressed in rags.

[chase @_chase_____]

to me “old money” is just having some money leftover from your previous paycheck when you get your next one. oh this? just a little thing i like to call generational wealth

[the gaffer. @gsbabyyyy]

Hello hi, don’t invite me anywhere until 2026. The money is finished. Regards.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i actually don’t think men are lonely enough…. they need to be wishing on a shooting star for a best friend lilo & stitch style before i even start to acknowledge that struggle