Hypocritic Lama

Aham brahmasmi

[Dr.RS Praveen Kumar @RSPraveenSwaero]

Dear Mr @elonmusk ,
We love you, but not at the cost of our sovereignty.

We know Ambani and Adanis are oligarchs and they are the buddies of @narendramodi and @RahulGandhi or anybody in power for that matter. That’s their survival strategy.

But our democratic country knows how to handle our oligarchs and it doesn’t don’t need anyone to give us lectures on our internal affairs.

You have no idea as to how fast Internet has reached our villages and hamlets and at a far cheaper rate! In fact, much faster than some of your western countries could have ever imagined!

You better focus on your own country and utilise your time in making great products.

Stay off. We will figure it out ourselves.

[Monica Bellucci 💃🏻 @theburgundyflag]

Starlink ante phone tapping lo kottha technology anukunnav entra

Pakka rastram ollani oka sabha pettukonivvaru kaani aadevado thellodi internet kaavalanta eediki erribatta

[Hypocritic Lama @HypocriticLama]

@HondaCarIndia @metrohonda India, but experiences like this make customers question that commitment.
Please look into this and ensure that customers are not left chasing the dealer after making a sale. @HondaCarIndia

[Hypocritic Lama @HypocriticLama]

@HondaCarIndia I recently purchased a Honda Amaze ZX CVT from Metro Honda. I requested basic accessories like seat covers, full matting, door visors and door edge guards.

It has been 12 days, & I’m still being told that the dealer “doesn’t have the accessories.”

@MetroHonda

[Hypocritic Lama @HypocriticLama]

@HondaCarIndia @metrohonda Not once has the dealership proactively called me with an update,I have had to follow up every time.

If this is the level of after-sales service and follow-up Honda customers can expect, it is seriously disappointing. Honda says it is committed to strengthening its presence in

[TheBanker’sMirror @bankaffairs]

🤣🤣🤣 review of Banks ED MDs by Physics Graduate ...

[Kavitha Kalvakuntla @RaoKavitha]

అధిక పనిభారంతో సతమతమవుతున్న బ్యాంకు ఉద్యోగులు ఐదు రోజుల పని దినాల డిమాండ్‌ అమలు కోసం ఎప్పటినుంచో ఎదురుచూస్తున్నారు.

ఉదయం బ్యాంకులు తెరిచినప్పటి నుంచి కస్టమర్లను డీల్ చేయడంతో పాటు, బ్యాక్ ఎండ్ వర్క్, టార్గెట్లు, కరెన్సీ లెక్కలు చూసుకోవడంలో రోజంతా గడిచిపోతుంది. చాలామంది రాత్రి తొమ్మిది, పది గంటల వరకు కూడా పని చేయాల్సి వస్తుంది. గత పదేళ్లలో డిజిటల్ బ్యాంకింగ్, యూపీఐ లావాదేవీలు గణనీయంగా పెరగడం, ఏటీఎంలు అందుబాటులోకి రావడంతో ఖాతాదారులు శాఖలకు రావడం తగ్గింది. అయినప్పటికీ బ్యాంకు ఉద్యోగుల పనిభారం తగ్గడం లేదు.

బ్యాంక్ ఉద్యోగుల డిమాండ్‌పై కేంద్ర ప్రభుత్వం సానుకూలంగా స్పందించి వారానికి ఐదు రోజుల పని విధానాన్ని అమలు చేయాలని డిమాండ్ చేస్తున్నాం.

[Hypocritic Lama @HypocriticLama]

@Maruti_Corp @NexaExperience I was not provided quotation despite requesting one. I also had an uncomfortable experience when I asked for water,the only water offered was water that had already been drunk by the staff member.
This is not the level of customer service I expected from Maruti Suzuki/NEXA.

[krishna kumar @kmarkri]

To get an officer union registered in a bank we need to have 10 pc of total officers strength or 100 which ever is less membership to begin with.we want to form a new union in all 11 PSB because In PNB we already have AIPNBOF with 7500 membership.and to form a new apex union of officers we need to have 3 banks all India bank officers union affiliated with it .
Whoever is among you wants to help me in this process please raise your hand and share your mobile no on my WhatsApp number 9599056706 .
We want to complete this process in the next 90 days .
Over to you all .

[Cr@zy Girl 😎 @Myself_chanduu]

How much bribe did u taken ??

Virakthi osthundi ra
Picholam laaga Sunday velli malli ippudu

Thu

[Nash @Nash9632]

The day @ChVenkatachalam leaves planet earth is the day I'll be throwing a feast for all staff members. Not even kidding or taunting. This old buddha has destroyed banking sector for banker by compromising the only leverage a banker had.

[The Tribal Voice 🇮🇳 @tribalvoice99]

If someone supports working more than five days a week in any sector, then either they’re unemployed and have never actually worked, or they simply don’t understand how work and productivity really work.

[RED SALUTE @RedSaluteIn]

Dear FM 3 Days nation wide bank strike is not a rumour .

[Parminder Singh @PSMangat]

@RBI I want to complain against @TheOfficialSBI for sending messages at inappropriate time and ruining my sleep. 2.12 am and 3.49 am

[Kaleen Bhaiya (बैंकर) @kaleanbhaiya]

Team Social Media @pnbindia - comparing bankers with doctors & police to lick @DFS_India is unfair.

Yes, essential services work 24×7, but thru shifts, not by making the same employee work 24×7.

Your teams work in shifts too.
Respect every profession, including ur employees

[Versatile Banker @TarkariB]

अब बात साम, दाम, दंड और भेद तक आ पहुँची है। बेशक, उस खेमे में खलबली तो मची है। अगर यूनियंस अपने फैसले पर अडिग रहती है तो #5DaysBanking ज्यादा दूर नहीं। ऐसा नहीं है कि इसके लागू होने का फायदा सिर्फ स्ट्राइक में शामिल होने वाले बैंकर्स को ही मिलेगा बाकी, बल्कि स्ट्राइक में शामिल न होने वाले बैंकर रूपी जयचंदों को भी मिलेगा। अब भी वक्त है कि सभी सहयोग करें और इस स्ट्राइक को 70-80% सफल नहीं बल्कि 100% सफल बनाएं। यूनियंस से एक बार फिर से आग्रह है कि बिना लागू करवाये, कदम पीछे नहीं खींचना। ✊✊✊✊

@rupamsmail @aiboc_in @AIBOAOFFICIAL @ncbeofficial @ChVenkatachalam @AIBEAofficial

[Yo Yo Funny Singh @moronhumor]

You got to book this car driver under “hit and run” case @gurgaonpolice. Bring them to justice.

Car No: HR 30Y 4949

📹: IG/rebelwheels_sia_

[Vishnu 📉📈 @VishnuFNO]

I sincerely request mumbaikars to donate chairs to Police Department.

[ବାଘମାମୁଁ 🐯 @bagha_mamu]

1. Banking is not a public service, the defination says itself a commercial organisation. Bank provides service only to its customers not public, to gain profit.
2. No one is stoping the youth to clear the recruitment exam, join a bank and work 24x7 without participating in strike, clearly begging isn't working.
3. If you are a non credit customer, there is barely any need to go for conventional banking, almost all of your service demands can be fulfilled by mobile app, internet banking, ATMs. If you are not so tech savvy there are Customer Service Points, Aadhar ATMs for you.
4. If government is so concerned about public convenience why don't they provide salary to public sector bankers from Consolidated Fund of Union Budget rather than including it in bank's operating cost and hire 4x bankers to run banks 24 hr all 365 days?

[WX @winsttonxavier]

100 icchi Tiffin themmani Boy ni pampisthe bill 97 aithe aa 3 Rs thirigi ivvakapothe adigi maree theeskuntaa……..Bill 60 aithe thirigi 40 icchesthe aa 40 aadike Tip icchesthaa