Danno Carter

I define premature in more ways than one.

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@BarstoolIrish Granddad.

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@CamdenJm Got beer in the stadium

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@SInow Mantle 7 only number to inspire a fight for baby naming rights.

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@USCTrojansFTFO @AdamBreneman81 @Marcus_Freeman1 @NextUpWithAdam @FOS Must be rough to always lose to an ancient brand

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@SportsCenter Baseball-The Sandlot. Football-Rudy. Basketball-Space Jam. Golf-Happy Gilmore. Boxing-Rocky. Hockey-D2: The Mighty Ducks. But the GOAT of sports SCENES is the baseball scene in The Naked Gun.

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@joelklatt @natebargatze We the people want Weird Al

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@UNC_Basketball @accmbb @WellsFargo Burton got fouled

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@davidpollack47 @CoachChadwell *Touchdown Jesus

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@CFBHome You can be a fan of more than one but you only get one school you can refer to as “we”

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@ETBrowning01 @AriWasserman Uhh have you heard of Cardale Jones

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@CFBNerds Rocket Ismail 2 punt return TDs at #2 Michigan.

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@osuzack Illinois is the capital of the Midwest. So different from the east coast. So how can Arkansas be south east?

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@DrewPJohnsonSEC USC over ND??? Did you miss the game last year when USC had the Heisman winner and ND had an awful OC and still kicked their ass…and now has arguably the best OC.

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@barstoolsports Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape. Reel Big Fish Why Do They Rock So Hard.

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@CFBNerds ND @ MSU 2006. Comeback so unlikely it caused probabaly the greatest sports radio meltdown of all time.

https://t.co/9sOD5I0N0y

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@CFBNerds It’s silly cause it’s a completely different league, different scholarship rules and postseason. Should CBB teams count their scrimmage wins against D3 teams as wins? Should stats should count for Heisman if a QB throws 5 tds against an FCS team all not eligible for the Heisman?

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@wayotworld I’m as white as they come but mixed race is the best…Derek Jeter, Steph Curry, Mariah Carey, Lenny Kravitz, Marcus Freeman, The Rock, Keanu…what is possibly to hate

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@on3 Michigan’s song is like a lesson you’d learn from a music teacher in 2nd grade about scales. USC’s is 3 notes over and over and over and over again. Rocky Top is a shitty county song written in 1967 that had nothing to do with the vols. Notre Dame Victory March is a masterpiece.

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@on3 They could lose to ND, Clemson, and Florida and still get a bye in the playoff.

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@on3 @JesseReSimonton Brian Kelly went 8-5 in both his first 2 years at ND, Freeman goes 9-4 and 10-3. Kelly also went 4-8 at ND well into his prime. Do you think Freeman would ever do that poorly? This is an insane list. You actually put Jonathan Smith on there? 2-7 in big 10 last year?