Tracy

succumbing to the need to be validated one tweet at a time. I do dork well.

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

Twitter is the most useless social media platform I've ever encountered. Stalling on tweet uploads constantly...zero time/patience for it.

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

Oh. Hey thanks, Tips! I bet you've got all the solutions to our problems.

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

Going to the vet once a week with the dog has racked up enough visa points to fly to Neptune.

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@SAJStevenson welcome to #medhat! It doesn't take long to meet great people here. Try @MedHatKinsmen: guys doing good & having fun too!

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@jgquinton from the tone of your tweet I'm guessing it was on a chick and not a dude. #myeyes

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Apologies to those offended by my language towards dog torturers. You should unfollow. Or RT and help me stop the disgusting cunts.

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@magicoftrevor anytime!

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@domhirsch @ChrisTHellman that beer may calm him down slightly. Possibly. #6packneeded

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@MedHatSpiceLady it's worth it. i got it at @MHPublicLibrary. memberships are free this year (added bonus)!

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@MedHatSpiceLady yeah it was totally a WTF movie. i recommend reading the book. i couldn't put it down and read it AFTER i saw the movie.

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@ChrisTHellman he heard me clean out the Jeep and now he won't come in the house for love or money.

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@MichelleRSauve that's probably the best time to do it...when nobody can see. I take terrible ones. #afacefornewspaper

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@MichelleRSauve lol! I am not a selfie person and fond amusement in watching others pose and post them for no reason. So silly.

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

It's amusing to watch the idiot across the alley try to get the perfect selfie. 10 attempts later she still looks like a tool. #narcissist

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

Fishing for the kids results in shitty adult fishermen.

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@JanineGeniet @SodaRockWinery nice! Have fun!

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@blogginghatter do you need em for distance or reading? I use mine for the computer.

[The Cypress Club @CypressClub]

Our Annual Summer Open House begins today, come experience all the club has to offer!

reservations required.

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

Rebar should always be cut outside my bedroom window before 8am, otherwise it's a complete waste of an annoying noise.

[Tracy @hypsterdoofus]

@CBCNews the way this tweet is written almost suggests the cow died because of photoshop allegations. Sensitive cow.