D Piddy

[D Piddy @i4md4n]

@pendy1980 @GaryLineker @BarnsleyFC @ChelseaFC 😩😩 shockers

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Rite sick of pleading begging etc no more olive branches I DEMAND an oasis reunion after this is all over all money going to NHS c’mon you know As we were LG x

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

One abortion 2,000 years ago and this whole problem is solved.

[D Piddy @i4md4n]

@aar0nk3lly ✊🏻💦

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

#Happy420! I created cannabis for you. The Garden of Eden was full of it. In fact that was Eve's downfall. She got the munchies.

[D Piddy @i4md4n]

@aar0nk3lly 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[D Piddy @i4md4n]

@ladbible @_gmayp @jadeyp3 😂

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The best thing about making a snowperson is using a massive carrot for her cock.

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

Me after looking at that photo. @GordonRamsay

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

[D Piddy @i4md4n]

@aaronberryy @jadeyp3 🤫🤫🤫

[D Piddy @i4md4n]

#WeAreSomerset

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

I prefer a more accurate critique. Excellent first half. Difficult second due to Tunisia, realising they were being overrun & changing to a much more defensive approach. Awful use of VAR, so unlucky not to win by more. And may I remind you that I have 1 more Golden Boot than you. https://t.co/6hZqLr7avo

[TAY @368TAY]

jerry and kate mccann after looking for madeline for 5 minutes

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Contrary to what Jesus said there has been absolutely no discussion of pardoning any of you.

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

You should think about achieving some height in 2018 you short sumbitch. Can’t wait for the world to see me and my NEW best friend Jack Black in #JUMANJI this Christmas 🎅🏾. https://t.co/qDobHFaO67

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why is there no Flat Mars Society!?

[Akala @akalamusic]

So this has trended again this week i'd like to add some further thoughts from practical work in the streets/prisons https://t.co/jyySfaGZdK