Fake Keith Olbermann

i am not olbermann. i am not rappaport. i'm not a girl, not yet a woman. i'm not in love. i am not an animal. i am not a number - i am a free man!

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

Just got out of @CoyoteACMEMovie and yes I found myself smiling and laughing the entire time and yes I found myself tearing up during the final scene and yes I want to see it again ‘cause I’m sure I missed some gags that flew by fast & furious. 10/10! (meep meep!)

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

Fuck!!!

https://t.co/MlnuF9Li6l

[Fake Keith Olbermann @iAMolbermann]

@SovernNation

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

Wait… Am I from the future?!?

[Aicha Evans @aicha2evans]

Today marks an important milestone for @Zoox and the future of autonomous mobility. We are honored to receive the first-ever commercial exemption for a purpose-built robotaxi from @NHTSAgov, enabling us to begin charging for our service.

My sincere thanks to @SecDuffy, Administrator Morrison, @NHTSA, and the administration for their thoughtful engagement throughout this process. This achievement reflects a shared commitment to enabling innovation while maintaining the highest standards of safety.

We're proud to be developing this technology in the United States and look forward to continuing to work alongside regulators, policymakers, and industry partners as we help shape the future of transportation. More here: https://t.co/qDqoDuCoiM.

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

My review of the fifth season of “For All Mankind”

This whole fu&king season is awful. It’s just Scooby Doo with guns.”

@AppleTV @forallmankind_

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

Who else shouts “muthafucker muthafucker muthafucker” as the get out of bed in the morning? Just me? Great.

[Zoox @zoox]

Introducing the next evolution of the Zoox robotaxi.

Refined through testing, early deployments, and feedback from 500,000+ riders.

More features. More comfortable. Built for scale. And now, moving into large-scale production.

Find out more: https://t.co/U7mYHCDWN0

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)���️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

Waiting for the other poo to drop.

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

Talking with my sister and she just said,

“NO is a full sentence.”

Brilliant!

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

@Victorshi2020 That’s not the current view. The 🍊💩 has had the entire area covered with a tarp that took hours to put up (obviously not a temporary installation)

[Fake Keith Olbermann @iAMolbermann]

@FrankConniff 🎶 And that may be all I need to know 🎶

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

@WebDesignMuseum Trivia: The music is a sped up version of the intro song from Disney’s 1973 animated film Robin Hood sung by the rooster Alan-a-Dale and voiced by country singer-songwriter Roger Miller.

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

I had an opportunity to complete the funding for 2 ukuleles for a 3rd grade class so each student could have their own. Imagine my surprise when these ‘thank you’ cards arrived. I need to get a second refrigerator so I can hang them all. ❤️@DonorsChoose #ShareThanks

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

The legendary Nick Lowe (who just turned 77) is still getting it done. Last night @RioTheatreSC w/ @CactusBlossoms

[Fake Keith Olbermann @iAMolbermann]

If he tries to launch a nuclear weapon is anyone going to stop him?

[Fake Keith Olbermann @iAMolbermann]

@SovernNation @JenniferSey @CBSNews https://t.co/nsaM9Cc6xC

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

Just walked out of Marty Supreme. I never do this. It was simply too disturbing to stay. An endless assault on my senses I was becoming more and more agitated and uncomfortable.

Chalamet is terrific.

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

Waiting for some routine service to be completed and noticed this tableau. Feels like an apt metaphor for the current state of our country.

[Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️‍⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic]

I will not be taking questions at this time.