AbsurdistMinister

Start Your Own Cult Or One Will Be Assigned To You.

[AbsurdistMinister @iCultLeader]

People who don’t trust their ability to create will learn to take pride in their ability to destroy.

If I don’t seek your council, I can disregard your criticism, especially if its not constructive.

Enjoy this day.

[AbsurdistMinister @iCultLeader]

@jake_oncall you cant be this stupid

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@BrysonGray You're a Gawd Frawd. You argue with people who have no knowledge and ignore the people who actually know the book.

A gospel pimp milking the algorithm.

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@goddyemma001 Bro grunts too much lol. He sounds like Sloth from goonies

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@LaNativePatriot @HotepJesus They shouldnt have been arrested until after they were both beaten within inches of their life.

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@SeeRacists @UniverseBE I blame hip hop

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@alphafox Aging biker has meme brain. Too much tik tok, not enough slaps on the beard.

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@Mappy6984 In a world that makes survival so difficult, why would anyone care how this man gets paid? Especially where there are zero victims.

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@ItsAmahAdoma Why not? There's more soft body parts out there

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@ElijahSchaffer Abolish Narcan

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@unlimited_ls He played himself. Terrible positioning, blind firing, and backshooting. He's a menace to society

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@UniverseBE The recruiters a disappointed with the lack of death amongst the youth

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Man goes viral for claiming you’re SOFT if you haven’t murdered someone before turning 18 🤦‍♂️

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@TheBHentel We need another firecracker asap

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6 million seems like a lot.

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See this Instagram post by @flyzoneusa https://t.co/BXcutwDaT6

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@BillboardChris Why would a man demand a female officer lol

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@creepydotorg No more arguing over who’s the alpha when the apex predator shows up.

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@TheXReportCard

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@VecnaFear This scene is even dumber once you realize the twist of the movie.

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@Jayysein Right, because it was a utopia before the boats showed up lol

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