Carlos Alejandro Altomare de Alba

He/Him/His

I do math, watch baseball, and conduct grade A nonsense.

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

RISE STUNS AT THE 2026 MET GALA!!!!

[Carlos Alejandro Altomare de Alba @iForget_Things]

@MLB @ilcsm36 I'm trying to win these

[MLB @MLB]

Want a pair of these exclusive Dodgers UNDEFEATED Chuck 70s? Here's your chance!

Repost and reply to this post and we may pick YOU to get these 🔥 kicks!

[Cut4 @Cut4]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching afternoon baseball)

[NASA @NASA]

Artemis II may have splashed down, but our photos and videos from the mission are still rolling in! Keep an eye on the latest: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

They're opening the capsule... and wait... IS THAT THE STRAWBERRY POP TART?

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Florida to California via the Moon is a domestic flight until another country proves otherwise

[James Hess @JamesHessESQ]

Guy is gonna have an aneurism when he finds out not a single part of "San Diego Padres" is English

[NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis]

Earthset.

The Artemis II crew captured this view of an Earthset on April 6, 2026, as they flew around the Moon. The image is reminiscent of the iconic Earthrise image taken by astronaut Bill Anders 58 years earlier as the Apollo 8 crew flew around the Moon.

[SleeperDodgers @SleeperDodgers]

Exactly ZERO San Diego Padre World Series titles between these photos.

[MLB @MLB]

*YOSHI NOISES*

We’re giving away a Yoshi bobblehead signed by @supermariomovie Yoshi actor @donaldglover!

Repost & reply for a chance to win!

[DΛVΣ @DoyersDave]

#Dodgers

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

If being the best makes you bad, then so be it. #OpeningDayLA

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Major League Baseball is aired in the morning for Japan. So technically they eat breakfast with it being on television.

Here’s their #openingday commercial. No hyperbole, when I say this, it might be greater than any US MLB commercial I’ve seen. Well done and worth the watch for any baseball fan.

[lissy @rylandsgrace]

project hail mary is rated pg-13 bc of alien nudity . rocky is naked (for the most part) and shows hole (twice)

[Carlos Alejandro Altomare de Alba @iForget_Things]

@WBCBaseball The 🐐

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

An epic giveaway for an epic #WorldBaseballClassic moment 😮‍💨

Repost and reply for your chance to win this Shohei Ohtani Team Japan uniform!

[Evan O'Donnell @evanodonphil]

the bread is proofing

[Math Lady Hazel 🇦🇷 @mathladyhazel]

Pringles Tessellation by Theo Rooden.

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Since @JeffPassan posted this in September 2012, the Dodgers have won 12 of 14 division titles, been to 5 World Series - winning 3, and are arguably now the most powerful ballclub in the history of baseball. An absolutely incredible turnaround.