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$UPDOG

[XPrime 𝕏😎 @iFoxyprime]

Found a new ticker #UPDOG the community is pretty healthy and is going 🚀🚀🚀🚀

Find what's $UPDOG with @Philly_P87 @updogtoken

Let's goooooo!!!!!

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[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

I was at a POS stand this evening when an elderly man, probably in his 70s, came to withdraw ₦1,000.

He asked the POS lady to speak with his son, who transferred the money immediately.

She counted ₦900 and handed it to him.

The old man said softly, “The charge is usually ₦50, not ₦100.”

But the woman snapped, “Baba, abeg no stress me. Na ₦100 charge for ₦1k.”

The man looked devastated. You could tell he had already calculated what that ₦950 would buy, and that extra ₦50 meant everything.

I stepped in and told the POS lady to give him ₦10,000.

Omor… the old man laid flat on the ground and held my legs 😭

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[XPrime 𝕏😎 @iFoxyprime]

Spotify, I do not want videos in the app, if I want to watch videos I will go to YouTube. T

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

Places in the bible and what they’re called today;

1. Persia - Iran
2. Babylonia - Iraq
3. Aram - Syria
4. Cush - Sudan
5. Sodom and Gomorrah - South Africa
6. Ammon - Jordan
7. Phoenicia - Lebanon
8. Hell fire - Nigeria

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

quit porn

and replace your worn out boxers

get a haircut every 2 weeks

shower twice daily

own a few quality polos and button down shirts

have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions

own at least 2 good perfumes, if you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance

use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant)

drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups

brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day

use the restroom before leaving the house

dress well no matter where you’re going
above all, love God

save, bookmark and share with your brothers

buena suerte as you walk with me. 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

There’s a scene in Breaking Bad where Walter White’s wife realizes he’s made $7.5 million and says:

“There’s no way we can wash this money through a car wash. No car wash in the world makes that kind of money in a year.”

That line hit me. Because it exposes a truth most people ignore: How much you earn is capped by the kind of business you run.

You can work harder, stay longer, even get smarter - but you’ll never make more than what your business model is designed to carry.

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

Nigerians are always quick to move on, but if this pops up on your timeline, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

It’s been three weeks now.

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

New kid on the block. 💫

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX was less than 10 people back then. We didn’t even have office furniture.

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

I go piss for Cinema rest room, staff wey Dey inside there say make I show love. Okay open your hand make I piss inside, nonsense

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

Just retweet and let the world see

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes 👹

Voted for by the players 🏆

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

As you Dey rush to cashout just pray you don’t cash out 100k when you are supposed to win 200m

You will get tired of life. Even after 35 years you will still be depressed.

And trust me. That might have been your only opportunity to touch 200m in this life.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Rasmus Hojlund has joined Napoli on a permanent transfer.

Everyone at the club would like to wish Rasmus all the very best for the future ✊

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

Vigilante for bandits
soldiers for peaceful protesters

Tinubu is really a master strategist 🤡🤡🤡