MetalHeart

☭⚧𓄧 Posts randomly and inconsistently 𓄧⚧☭

[MetalHeart @iHeartOfMetal]

What I think will happen if I attempt to talk to anybody

[Levi 🐌 @snailboy47]

(I mean, I’m stealth. I hate admitting I’m trans but… if I’m in that situation I love saying transsexual rather than transgender. Because it makes people go… oh..?🧐)

[MetalHeart @iHeartOfMetal]

@snailboy47 😛😛😛

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

maybe we're a penis and life is jerking us off

[Levi 🐌 @snailboy47]

When I get my scrotoplasty, should I get balls that squeak like dog toys, light up when you shake them, or glow in the dark?

[harry ☭Ⓐ🌱 @internet_xo]

communism is when that one homie lends you his thigh-high socks so you can sniff them

[ava 🧪🦇 @harlanderspeach]

I stand with my cancelled wife

[MetalHeart @iHeartOfMetal]

@niggagod3kbutt I don't have Instagram but otherwise I would have added you 💔

[jollybob @jollybob123]

when i say imma play with myself i mean on the game im not doing didy stuff 💀

[𓍼 danny @mydeardexter]

People with depression who judge others with more severe depression

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

atheists when i tickle their uncle

[MetalHeart @iHeartOfMetal]

@niggagod3kbutt I'm not serious by the way if it wasnt clear 😭😭💔

[MetalHeart @iHeartOfMetal]

Diddy blud mango phonk sigma looksmaxxing sussy boi trolling le foids 😂👌🍷🗿

[weather @dsxf234161]

karl marx prank at school

[faggy retard @prozacperv]

“why are you eating pizza with a fork and knife?” why are you gay and ugly

[joey @joboduj]

sell me this poop

[Carl Marks ☭ 🔻 @Proletarian420]

When is the working class gonna get off of their ass and stop being pussies. I am willing to die for the people, are you?

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

the cops pulled me over and said they’d need to see my penis license

[༺𓆩ℌ𝔲𝔞 ℭ𝔥𝔢𝔫𝔤 𝔬𝔣 𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔡𝔱𝔴𝔱𓆪༻ @DaKimchee]

Seeing a 13 year old more talented than you