iMuthengi™

Don’t take my tweets seriously, take them like your ex took you, as a joke 🤝

[iMuthengi™ @iMuthengi_]

Mimi morio wangu alinishow "Bro nimeishi kutamani coconut ukirudi uniletee" nikashindwa form ni gani na Niko njiani ata naenda kwake. Ndio akanitumia status yenye my so called gf alikuwa ameeka akiwa mwambatha 💔💔💔

[drey (25/26 )🏆 @Dreymwangi]

Dem anaku hide from viewing her status akiwa roadtrip anasahau you have pals in her contact list😂😂😂😂😂

[iMuthengi™ @iMuthengi_]

Sounds like your family problem

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Sikunywi pombe because I've seen how it has ruined my uncles and a large portion of the extended family. Some of my cousins have legit lost their parents to alcohol. Me choosing a healthy lifestyle (and avoiding liver cirrhosis lmao) is not being performative.

[Limo @Limorio_]

When you are waiting to play a game of pool but there’s a guy anafunza dem kucheza, it’s been 40 minutes, game moja haijaisha, na ghasia zinachekeshana ufala.

[gids @gidikariuki]

Geopolitics uko nje, mpira pia

Stick to clubbing advice

[Monica😻💋 @Pretty_Amazing3]

Aaayyyeeee😆💖

[Ziick01 @50boyziick]

Still cracks me up 😂😂😂

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Nduru za kuaminika zinasema Vaite leo ameleta ushers mamae.🛫🛫

[iMuthengi™ @iMuthengi_]

@ChiraqLatest @ChoxxThaDon

[iMuthengi™ @iMuthengi_]

Kibe tries so hard

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

This interview was something else! 😂
Dr Ofweneke asked Andrew Kibeh if he has siblings.
He said he comes from a family of four, he’s the only son, and the rest are sisters.
When asked if he talks to them, he replied that He doesn’t talk to women🤣🤣

[🌸We,the People!!! 🇰🇪🇹🇿🌸 @Violetotina]

😂😂😂😂

[Skeka @realskeka]

Who did this?

[🥏 @beabaaboodeee]

went to some kibandaski with my hgs and realised why chief keef said these bitches love sosa😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

LMAOO

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Hustler amebakisha kuenda kuona hushpuppi jela

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

If Nameless and Khaligraph had a baby

[iMuthengi™ @iMuthengi_]

Hiyo Vurugu 2 Arrow Boy alikuwa anadhani anaenda kupigana na KRG 😂😂

[KARANI🇰🇪 🧢 @Weyne_west]

30 missed calls won't change anything ☹️☹️ panty ishatolewa 😂😂

[iMuthengi™ @iMuthengi_]

Haha wangu niliamka 3:13AM nikamtumia resignation kwa WhatsApp na yeye akajibu at 3:24AM ati "Ushanifungulia njia" she resigned 2 days after

[Robie @robie474]

I've woken up to a frustrating conversation with my HR. After sending my resignation message, I blocked her, but instead she's calling me arrogant and unprofessional. 😭💔

[O.J. @Odawa__]

Your wife sahii anatamani Monday ifike haraka apatane na office husband amshike haga kwa lonely corridor ya accounts dept. ju umekataa kutoka kwa nyumba na short yako ya gor mahia,,,,she settled for you ju miaka ilikuwa imesonga

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

Three years later, we can see that the monkeys that snatched the car key from the owner are still unable to drive it. The car is still where the owner left it.