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[ً @iRealOG]

Niggas talk shit till they get lockjaw

[ً @iRealOG]

Wah, na tarehe kumi hata bado kufika

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Naona Premier league fixtures zitadrop 19th June. Nataka nipewe wanyonge wawili first two fixtures kwanza niconfirm kwamba kikosi kipo tayari. Ya tatu naeza rushwa Theatre of dreams nikavuruge mipango ya Kariuki, we shall be there.

[ً @iRealOG]

@Mapimpi_ @MuhanjiIII Pesa di

[ً @iRealOG]

Never seen a grown man get beaten like that. Humiliated

[ً @iRealOG]

Thanos beat the shit out of Hulk, green boi even lost his sense and will😭 couldn't even turn

[ً @iRealOG]

‘Can’t wait to see you and….insert’
Shakespeare wouldn’t come up with this sequence of words. Poetry

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

Muranga senator intimates text with someone's wife leak👙.

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

"I'm so done with this shit," I say as I move from one supermarket to another looking for antibiotic yoghurt that she asked me to bring.

[ً @iRealOG]

A penis is a liability

[ً @iRealOG]

Day 21 as a Premier League Champion

[ً @iRealOG]

The original drip Lord

[ً @iRealOG]

Thought we’re the only ones with opposable thumbs

[Samwel Wekesa @bungomaduke]

I placed a trap to protect my macadamia fruits and caught this animal. Can anyone help identify it? Karibu akae Paka lakini si Paka. He has been destroying my fruits.

[ً @iRealOG]

Internet soon itauzwa same kama bei ya chumvi.
Waiyaki Way fascists will not biliv

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Amazon will build its first African satellite ground station in Kenya under Amazon Kuiper Kenya Limited.

It will support internet speeds of up to 1,280 Mbps by linking satellites to global networks, competing with Starlink which offers speeds of about 50–250 Mbps.

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

Sharp boys hizi ni gani tena🤣🤣

[ً @iRealOG]

Boyfriend allowance haijaingia. Msichana hajui anacheza na nani

[ً @iRealOG]

Zero ounce of ass. I’m disgusted

[Dr Bakari Ngengi @DrBakariNgengi]

Nganya culture imeteka kwela mlami

[ً @iRealOG]

Outline the Pentose-phosphate pathway including all enzymes and coenzymes in every step and the significance in relation to glycolysis

[Margie🌹 @BirungiMargret5]

Ask me anything and I will answer honestly 🤭.

[ً @iRealOG]

Pink lemonade sippin on a Sunday

[ً @iRealOG]

@ggiste @NapsDanitoh Shetani amekuekea multibet

[ً @iRealOG]

If I try this with my girl she’ll react in a way that will make the 7pm news
‘Habari za hivi punde, kijana apigwa na mpenziwe na kifaa butu katikati ya mji mkuu wa Nairobi’

[Hisom🏴‍☠️ @Hisomtheboat]

Bringing back this rare moment when Beyoncé and Jay-Z were walking around Paris for hours, all because Jay-Z had pranked her that he couldn’t remember where he parked his car. Beyoncé decided to direct him back to where he parked, and they walked for another few hours. When they got to where he parked the car, Jay-Z told her he had forgotten his key and that they would have to take another walk for hours back to where he forgot it.
When they got there, Jay-Z told her he had just remembered the car key was in his pocket all along.
She got frustrated and rushed at him for a fight, but Jay-Z noticed the paparazzi who had been following them all day, so he picked up Beyoncé and they both turned it into play to confuse the paparazzi

[ً @iRealOG]

He tweets like a petite whore who depends to planetary movements to determine her mood

[Kithure Kindiki @_KithureKindiki]

It's okay

[ً @iRealOG]

Nishai park mahali nikaingia Naivas. Kurudi sioni gari. Kept walking and saw ilikua imefunikwa na a Land Cruiser that had parked next to me but adjacent to the driveway
That moment of panic and uncertainty was the worst feeling ever

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Unaenda concert na gari, unarudi na Uber😭😭😭😭. Wueh!!! Gari mzima inapotea inabidi umeitafuta chini ya gari zingine.