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[ً @iRealOG]

Niggas talk shit till they get lockjaw

[ً @iRealOG]

@ImmigrationDept mnaona DM yangu ama mnanilenga

[ً @iRealOG]

Frame 3 that looks like a 2010 Nissan Patrol
5.6l V8 Petrol, could be the 7 speed auto
Now that’s a real man right there

[Rompers/ bales baddie ! 🤍 @joanjonas71]

I’ve not been feeling well but I was craving boba so I had to do Quick quick boba run 🧋🤭

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Ever notice that in Dune humans fly spaceships between planets but don't use a single computer?

That's not a plot hole. It's completely on purpose. The movies barely explain why, but once you know, almost everything else in Dune starts to make sense.

About 10,000 years before Paul Atreides, humans did exactly what we're doing right now. They built thinking machines to make life easier. They let the machines do their work and make their decisions, hoping it would set them free.

Instead, the people who controlled those machines gained the power to enslave everyone else.

Humanity eventually fought back in a holy war called the Butlerian Jihad, and won. The thinking machines were destroyed.

To make sure it would never happen again, they made one rule sacred: "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

But getting rid of computers created a problem: who would do their work? The answer was humans.

Mentats are trained from childhood to think like computers. Navigators use the spice to glimpse the future and steer ships safely through space. The Bene Gesserit spend generations pushing the human mind and body to their limits.

Every superpower in Dune exists for one reason: there are no computers.

That's my favorite thing about Dune. It's also the most terrifying. Dune isn't a future without AI. It's the future after AI.

Frank Herbert wrote that in 1965.

[ً @iRealOG]

@KenyaAirways As a shareholder, I do not approve this

[ً @iRealOG]

@_3rian Nitoe Kenya please

[ً @iRealOG]

Hapo kwa profile yangu search the word ‘David Ndii’ na ukae na popcorn

[ً @iRealOG]

That phat rolling ball of melting cheese

[ً @iRealOG]

Hata huyu Ndii if someone meets his price, ataturuka tu

[ً @iRealOG]

Phat boi David Ndii sai anahema kama an overloaded tipper inapanda Kangocho. He’s pacing to the kitchen for his pre mid morning snack snack
Longi imeraruka katikati ya miguu akashikilia na staples
He’s phat, he’s opinionated and he’s useless

[ً @iRealOG]

Ndunia sio mbaya

[ً @iRealOG]

@Safaricom_Care mtanijibu hapo dm ama tutafuatana kama wajinga?

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

East Africa's most notorious slaver, Tippu Tip hated being told he looked more African than Arab. He believed Africans were sub human and he duly overcompensated.

An 1887 report in The Times described him as contemptuous of Black Africans and said he referred to white men as his “European brothers.”

Tip was actually a product of the Arab slave trade, as he a mixed Arab person in Zanzibar. Both his paternal and maternal grandmother's were enslaved African women from the interior who had been used as sex slaves.

He was born in Zanzibar as Hamad ibn Muhammad. Some say he earned the nickname Tippu Tip, because that’s how the guns that he used sounded, while others
believe it’s because of the prominent, involuntary nervous twitch in his eyes.

While he was born at the peak of the the East African slave trade run by Omani Arabs, he took slave raiding and trading to a whole new level. He led caravans all the way to what is now DRC because by the 1860s, the Tanzanian coast was already depleted of people to enslave.

One of his methods would be to burn down entire villages then kidnap women and children and use the captives to make the men lose the will to fight.

He was a crafty man. When the European colonialist came, he adapted. In 1887, through Henry Morton Stanley, Tippu Tip became governor of the Stanley Falls district in King Leopold II’s Congo Free State. A major slave trader was given an official position in a colonial administration that claimed to oppose slavery.

So when the British abolished slavery in their territories, he went on to supply King Leopold of Belgium with 'labour' for his mines and plantations.

Tip knew the interior if Africa so well, He apparently helped European explorers like David Livingstone and Henry Morton Stanley to map out the interior of Africa. This was consequential during the Scramble for Africa, because then they had a map of Africa to use during the divison

[ً @iRealOG]

Phillip K. Dick knew stuff

[ً @iRealOG]

Niletee hata Supa Strikas na Invincible United lakini 10th August 2027, 0603hrs unaenda home

[ً @iRealOG]

@SymoTuchi You didn’t fuck up. Whatever it is it’s fixable
Fix it

[R Y A N @ryangift03]

In 2006, someone somewhere entered a showroom & came out with a Toyota Corolla NZE. Kes. 660K is what he paid.
Twenty years later, the car is back on the market & priced at KES 770K. Tafakari hayo.

[ً @iRealOG]

Kwani tuko kwa makwapa ya David Ndii? What’s this heat

[ً @iRealOG]

Nissan Jukebox is the only car that ticks all boxes in the worst end of the spectrum
Ugly
Zero space
Impractical
CVT

[ً @iRealOG]

I hope he’s committing sseppuku

[ً @iRealOG]

@Mapimpi_ Nimekuambia mimi na Matakwei tofauti ni body count. Quit yapping na uwekelee hio crate ya efdens kwa mesa.
Sinunui woga