H.O.P SME

Just A child of the universe drawing my Footprints on the sands of time.

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

Pale Rwanda single motherhood is shunned/shamed. Ukimwaga ndani una mweka kwa boma.

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

Mlolongo hukuwa HQ since 2018. Homabay ndogo ile. Na wateja wa arvs hapo huendea meds hosi za mbali wasisomwe radar

[Losie🌹 @Rozay_kamau]

Was speaking to a clinician huku Mlolongo juzi, he was telling me most tests he does daily ni za HIV.

And that 3/10 women test positive always. In 2026.

Yaani zile story tu tulikuwa tunaskia about that town tukiwa watoi na truck drivers na ukimwi!!!!

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

Ninekuja kusema Asante

Asante

Ooh shukrani zangu baba zipokee
Nimekuja asante

[HitMan-Izzy @IzzatElKhawaja]

And women do the exact opposite 😭

[EL REY, THE MEAT MAN😮‍💨😮‍💨 @benueboypj3_]

But when my cock gets hard while comforting her after losing her dad, i’m the bad person 😔😔

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

Near Talanta Stadium, Kenol Stage this morning — a speeding car flew off the road, over the pavement and into a mound. A lady waiting for a Ngong matatu was hit unaware. Her arm was severed. She died on the spot. The front passenger never even blinked. Gone too.
The driver was drunk. He stumbled out of the wreck still holding a bottle. Two more bottles were found. Two other passengers were rushed to hospital injured.
How many times will we keep saying “it was just one drink”? How many innocent people waiting by the roadside must pay for someone else’s recklessness? When do we finally stay alert — every single time?

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

@3vansO_ You know your music mate.

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

Niliona magunga akisema Everyone who
Sampled Killing me softly has won a grammy except the original composer.

What is life.

[Yoyachris @yoyachris1]

Careless driving ita wamalisa🫴

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

@3vansO_ Nani hakuwin?

[Mongare @Mongareokiro1]

Interesting to learn about the family that owns Sarova chain of hotels. They lost many of their family members in 2 road accidents but the family had already done knowledge transfer and passing down the business

[Engineer @_oiraa]

Recently landed a role I was a little underqualified for juu ya kujaza mauongo kwa resume😂. First few weeks I was so flustered by the job details and one colleague noticed I was green. Amekuwa akinifunza on the job pole pole as time goes by. God bless that man!

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

@B3laze Maze and they add meaning to life. Ukizikosa life’s bland, kuzitafta bado unaona mbaya.

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

Vijana hoyee,

Vijana tibim

Vijana riaaaaah

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KRA now plans to use M-Pesa Till Numbers and Pochi La Biashara to track businesses that may be underreporting their income.

For example, if a business receives Sh1 million through M-Pesa but declares only Sh300,000 in its tax returns, KRA could flag the discrepancy to establish whether some income has gone undeclared.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KRA now plans to use M-Pesa Till Numbers and Pochi La Biashara to track businesses that may be underreporting their income.

For example, if a business receives Sh1 million through M-Pesa but declares only Sh300,000 in its tax returns, KRA could flag the discrepancy to establish whether some income has gone undeclared.

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

Saxophone ya beginner ni 35 large crisp kamau thugge signed papers. Piano on the other hand cheapest ni 150 large😂😂😂

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

Ukiamua kufund your passions & interests you will be quickly understand haunanga pesa😂😂.

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

Meeting from 8am to 12pm.

Done with the day’s intellectual contribution to humanity, i can now engage 2 brains and rewatch Narcos in peace.

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

@Waaanjiku Mungu akujalie.

[Dr.Stephen Obiero M.D @Retweet_tablike]

Hamtaki tutam tena mamae.🫣🤭
Hii ni maajabu.
Wanataka Sifuna😂😂😂😂

[Trench @lacedracksss]

aunties be thick as hell in the function hugging you talking about “you ok baby?” bitch im bout to NUT😭😭😭😭😭😭

[H.O.P SME @Mapimpi_]

Ukiamua kufund your passions & interests you will be quickly understand haunanga pesa😂😂.