Burnt brass fan⚱️

Certified lash technician and folding chair

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Sagging and therefore exposing my loincloth

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

You don’t need a stairmaster just walk straight to hell!

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Sealing off your treasures behind glass might be the move

[giu @serpentskt]

quarto de uma mulher de 22 anos

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Fight, Flight or Fornicate

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Don’t even fucking play with me right now

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New trailer for the ‘SEKIRO’ anime series.

Coming soon to Crunchyroll.

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Gay Little Monkey redemption

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Cut a lemon drop up with me

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

The meager meat is all’s to take

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Not me bringing out my dawg’s sweet disposition likeeee

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Good job bud *plap plap plap* (the sound of my clammy hand patting your back)

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Saw him again he was more chipper than a mf

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

European dude that looks Iike Netanyahu came by my job and was extra nice to me cuz he #know he look like that

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

@ankyhaidy Accidentally parrying ny boy’s dap up and leaving him open for a critical strike☹️

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Getting deathly ill after your bro returns to the Old World

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Im in love with your strength build dude

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

The effects of waiting for the street sweeper with your morning dump a knockin:

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Someone needs to blow my beater car up no funny shit this thing is WORTHLESS

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Every mannequin has become gender neutral or has the faintest of masculine/feminine body types. But if you go to any statue of a horse it will be Well Endowed

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Meowing with my 50 year old Latino coworker

Now that I’m writing this I realize some people be straight up fucking on them so it’s not that crazy #carryon

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

Giving my 50 year old Latino coworker a rigged dueling pistol for stealing and eating my lunch

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

I wanna do away with Fine Shyt. If you see them again, call me and I’ll bring my dueling pistols

[Burnt brass fan⚱️ @iSipYurple]

At the trinket and oddities store speaking very freely because it’s one of the few places I feel safe

[🤦‍♂️ @Skepticalmoid]

#WedgafAboutYourBitchassBoyfriend