🔮Krys Zori💎

Pro psychic medium human behaviorist comedian, I talk to "dead" people & ask uncomfortable questions. Autism • consciousness • UAPs • "Stay gold, Ponyboy." 🫡

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@gazpachomachine

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

Donald Trump knows NOTHING about having to live paycheck to paycheck.

How TF could ppl expect him to know what it's like for them and fight for them if he's never even experience what 90% of Americans go through??

Come on yall

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

In my reality time is not linear. I see this as a karmic reason said event happened 🤌
Reading this makes ME want to womp tf outta him too 😂
No one can tolerate smug rich assholes being able to help and choosing not to
🤛 I HOPE it does eat at him ird
https://t.co/0Nu5OUPKYN

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@gmf1369 Do you think they would send a forwarding address so that we could send thank you letters?

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

Country ass folk PSA: snapping turtles will fuck your ass up
My neighbor's dog's paws just got shredded to shit. It severed tendons muscles, exposed bones.

Ofc they call me 😂

I did my best to clean &dress the wound. Got her in owner's car. She's otw2 vet. Hope she's ok🥹

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@PaulDereume I think that's a pretty normal human assertion you want to eat the thing you like the most first makes sense to me

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

Hey @Cornell There's a special place in hell for institutionalized pieces of shit like you! *Spits on the ground in your general direction*
The #witches coming for youuu! May YOU never be safe when you sleep. May you know the terror you caused with no one coming to help you🖕🖕

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@AaronParnas You're UNDER 30?! I mean I figured you were young, but daaaaang son! Great job!!! You remind me of a young Justin Timberlake 😂

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@David_jara93 @BeefcakeDillon I completely agree. Lol

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@drgurner Try pairing it with the having anomalous information/details and being right damn near every time... can fuck your whole ass childhood up. real quick like 😂😂😂 #auhdpsychicmedium it's a weird life man lol

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

Yeah no shit "lol"

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Pattern Recognition is the form of intelligence that causes the most stress.

You will see things that others do not.
You'll feel crazy.

Things will be *so obvious* to you, and others will just deny it.

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@HeidiBriones Millennials want Gen Z to stop trying to make fetch a thing. Get it through your 67 heads, Gretchen. It ain't gonna happen... L. O. L.

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@_SchusterDev @HeidiBriones Ok Boomer LOL

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@HeidiBriones Gen z can go fuck themselves LOL

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

No matter how good the video- the comments is *always* where the magic happens.
That's why I love Twitter- it's literally ALL COMMENTS

What's the best comment you've ever seen?
I'll go first: a lady got a horrificly short bob shaved neck "I guess they didn't hear ye hear ye"

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

Warning. If you're trans- you'll probably be offended bc I was victimized by a trans person & was very angry, and upset a year ago. Think what you want, but you didn't go through it & I'm still healing. And I don't take it back. I said what I said. I stand by it bc it's the truth

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

I made a #podcast last year about what happened to me. #rape
It's not a good podcast but I realized the whole reason I made it was bc I needed to say the shit I wasn't allowed to say in public in public. Trigger ⚠️ warning.
If you're interested

https://t.co/QjZXOLUte4

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@David_jara93 @BeefcakeDillon Imo They have every right to feel that way especially if they've been victimized at the hands of men. If u touch the hot stove five times and get burned.. you're not going to very well have a good opinion of a hot stove are you? Or let alone want to touch it. Ijs.

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@drodvik52 @RPinthehousenow Oh thanks for the rt ❤️

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

@drodvik52 @RPinthehousenow Oh yeah totally get that. it's like one of those gas mask situations where you can only be in there for 15 seconds before your whole body starts recoiling.

Not funny but funny. Humor is my coping mechanism.

[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

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[🔮Krys Zori💎 @ITalksTooMuch]

15 years ago today, at age 27, I became a card carrying member of The Dead Dads Club.

If you're a member, Welcome!

Idk how y'all cope, but me and my sis make jokes especially to our mother who does NOT share our gallow's humor on the subject 😂