『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』

【𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐢】❝ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ, ᴡʜᴇɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴɪ❞. 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕, 𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘦𝘴.

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

❃ 𝙸'𝚖 𝙸𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚒-𝙳𝚘𝚞𝚓𝚒, 𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚝. ❃

•ू࿐ 𝘿𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚

•ू࿐ (𝙉)𝙎𝙁𝙒 𝘼𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩

┊𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚒, 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝?┊

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

Bites the reader.

He's been just SO bored lately.

So yeah. Fix that. You.

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

@BRVJERI4 [ Maybe all life is about is throwing around really kinky ideas without actually roleplaying......

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

He really isn't around as much as he used to, is he...? Yaaaawn...

[꒷꒥ 𝑰𝒛𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒊 .ᐟ.ᐟ @AsebiNeko]

❝𝐍𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐣𝐞𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧̃𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐯𝐢́𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐮 𝐨𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐨, ¿𝐡𝐮𝐡?❞

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[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

He nodded at every word like some cute puppy.

"Aah... I bet it was so cool!! You need to bring me with you next time! It's not fair for you to hog all the fun..." Sad puppy whimpers.

[- 酒呑童子 - @HxdONIstic]

" Me?
Oh "

[ rapid mental flashback of the entirety of post Epic of Remnant storyline ]

" Nothing much, drinking, eating, killing
sometimes drinking what i kill
the usual. "

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

+ eyes. Surely she had some epic story to share!

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

Why climb her sword when she could be climbing him? Such broad shoulders were created to carry such a madsive ass... probably.

Still, he puffed out his chest, clearly proud.

"Fufufu... and what about you, Shuten? What have you been up to?" He looked at her with sparkling +

[- 酒呑童子 - @HxdONIstic]

-The way she had to climb atop her sword in order to pat his head was troublesome, but not the worst.

If anything, riding on his shoulders had to be rather exciting now

" Hmhm..yes yes, the Oni-est "

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

"Kuhuhu... No need! I am naturally the strongest, the mightiest, the handsomest and the Oniest! Uh... only after you, of course!

But I need to make you proud~!"

[- 酒呑童子 - @HxdONIstic]

💭...hmmhm..no matter the shape, always the same💭

" Yes, yes you are...hhmhm...did you start a new training perhaps? "

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

"Huh? What are you talking about...? But... kuhuhu, thank you, Shuten~! You like it? I /am/ handsome, aren't I~?"

And there he is, moving his head to flex his jawline, letting some imaginary wind flow through his hair.

"Humans can't even compare~!" And he's tall. Incredibly so.

[- 酒呑童子 - @HxdONIstic]

" Mhm.. "

💭Ah, poor thing must have gotten tired of people picking on them for heights, how adorable💭

" I like the new look, really matches well with your Oni-ness fufufu.. "

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

He's always been! Just... don't think too much about it. Cough.

". . . Me? Cute?"

If anything, maybe he is Proto Ibaraki. An Ibaraki born to manhandle Shuten like the shortstack she is-- or something.

[- 酒呑童子 - @HxdONIstic]

" Mhmh..oh, Ibaraki-ch- "

-slooowly trailing her eyes up
was Ibaraki always this large?

" Kawaisugiru~ "

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

"Truly the strongest Battle Continuation EX...

As expected of you, Shuten!"

[- 酒呑童子 - @HxdONIstic]

" Mou...
that was just mean, trying to send me back to the Throne before i'm even done running through Chaldea's liquor storage... "

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

He can suddenly feel one ominous gaze upon him...

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

Okay, but Ibaraki wearing this...

https://t.co/uZqgNjHCXD

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

Okay, but Ibaraki wearing this...

https://t.co/uZqgNjHCXD

[Miro @Pink_Rhodonite]

So apparently there's a front picture as well...

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

Did you know? His DMs are open for all kind of purposes!

Cough cough--.

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

"Fufufu... fine! If you're just going to get me mad, you can't complain for what happens!"

[Pasiphaë @LadyCrete]

You would do well to listen. I am sure it will be worth your while beast.

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

"K-kh... you... as if any queen or king could command 𝗺𝗲! If anything, you should be kneeling and begging for my attention, kuhuhu... I'll bite and eat whoever I desire~!"

[Pasiphaë @LadyCrete]

Queen of Crete, I see you have no idea who you speak to brute. No snapping, or gnawing, or biting. Simple rules even a child could follow.

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

". . . Hah!? And who might you even be!? Don't mess with me...! 💢"

[Pasiphaë @LadyCrete]

[ She would snap her fingers before waving her index finger at him. ]

You better not snap at me beast. I will not have that behavior from my subjects.

[『𝙄𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙞-𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙟𝙞』 @iTheOniWay]

"Says the literal chicken. Besides... me!? Chicken!? You wish! You've never met someone braver!"

[༒𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @EnchantingAiaia]

❝ Says you.