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[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

A CALL FOR HELP! 🙏
Please repost if you see this. I'm a Geology & Mineral Science graduate seeking an NYSC PPA in a geology-related firm. If you know of any organization accepting corps members or interns, I'd greatly appreciate a referral. Thank you!

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

They did this for my sisters too, I think 2011/2012😂, the school told us they were too small to move to other class😂.

[sedi🧘🏾 @bluegerberas]

I can’t stop laughing. Why would they repeat my nephew in crèche??? Whole house confused asf😭😭😭😭😭

[Olufemi las @Olu_las]

Please share this Quran recitation from our brother. May Allah have mercy on his soul and illuminate his grave. Ameen, ya Rabb. 🤍 ✨️

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

I was taking this serious at first😭.

[Dura,coco money🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[GAYU_BTC @Gayu_BTC]

Alhamdulillah, I had the simplest Nikah yesterday with zero pre-wedding pictures, not because I didn’t marry a beautiful wife, in fact, my woman is Arab. Zero music, dance, or parties of any kind, not because I don’t like parties or I don’t have the money or I’m a saint, but because it’s not my religion. And I married because of religion so I must act according to the religion for the marriage to see religion in it.

Lastly, the Prophet PBUH said: “The most blessed Nikah (marriage) is the one with the least expenses.“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

This is me.🙏❤️

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

For their target audience only.

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

Louder ejorh!

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Just a friendly reminder because social media will have you confused.

- Men need women.
- Women need men.
- 50/50, 100/0, 70/30 is cool - DO YOU!
- A cheater will cheat on anyone.
- Being single is fine if you're happy.
- There is nothing wrong with a 9-5.
- Health is wealth.
- Social Media is not real.

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

@Atilolahafeezah Wa alaykum salaam

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

@Teekayboygram You wey be Man U fan

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

Lmao. I did.
After I got it back, they started disabling it after 48 hours 😂, it was disabled more than 4 times, until I switched to WhatsApp business, even with that I still experienced it like twice until it stopped😂.

[BigMario🦅 @offixialmario]

Dem don da disable whatsap now ? Who don experience this thing before

[Olufemi las @Olu_las]

Please share this Du'aa by our brother. May Allah have mercy on his soul and illuminate his grave. Ameen, ya Rabb. 🙏 🤲

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

Honest question

Why is everybody on snap a victim?🥲 na so so “snap victim” here and there.

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

@Teekayboygram You get😂

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

Looks so much like gastropods shell, or that’s what is it..?

[Waggy ✞🏌️ @waggydey4you]

For Akwaibom, e no get food wey dem no Dey put this stuff 💔😂

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

Everybody is interested in personal survival. Even the olodos😂.

[Teekay @Teekayboygram]

The problem with Nigeria is not that we lack smart people. We have too many smart people who are only interested in personal survival.

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

I dey kunlede😞

[Idan of foods @tinugrills]

Good morning from Accra , Ghana 🇬🇭
Where you dey like this?

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

@FirdaousIsiaq They’re not always happy😂, they have issues with everything.

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

Everyone on this app seems so easy to rage bait😂. See quotes 😂

[Jannatān🇯🇵🫧 @FirdaousIsiaq]

1/127
My view His view

[Teekay @Teekayboygram]

Good morning and happy Friday family 😊

[ابوبكر❤️ @iX_kayode]

Omo na una sabi jare.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"If I meet a guy who is richer than you, I will leave you. I am telling you now, if you want to stop spending, stop. I am only with you because of money." — Woman tells her boyfriend

[Khadija Bamalli @Khady_Bamalli]

Congratulations to whoever reposted Quran, and someone benefited from it. ❤️