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[マンスロイア＠9割BA百合垢 @WusCtXFXBZ399Ze]

いやヤバすぎでしょ。こんなにｽﾑｰｽﾞに事を済ませられるって。

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

When da diner got white grandma with mixed race ipad kids

[Matt Silverlock 🐀 @elithrar]

i’m going to tell my kids this is what debugging was like before LLMs

[mk @handslikevap0r]

this is why psychiatric medication exists

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

The Naked Brothers Band has refused to denounce Hamas

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

One piece pacing

[ellis 🖖🏻 @hellisrebuke]

oh yeah you like sports? name five times your team has made you want to kill yourself.

[bg🙂 @smoovebg]

I nutted in class today and 4 ppl turned around felt like I was on the voice

[Oasis | Rami @luigimaster3001]

Yeah I’m going to bed

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

exactly

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Mitch McConnell, granting him an additional year of NCAA eligibility

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

No worries you fucking bitch

[Abyssal Argonaut @divinetrickr]

It costs $200 to go outside, you’re surveilled the entire time and everyone you meet has this post-Covid social autism where talking to them feels like trying to communicate with a robotic alien and there’s a palpable layer of suspicion around everything

[gabsmashh @gabsmashh]

babe wake up, new term just dropped

[Dr. Joel @dr_joel01]

“Yes, absolutely — using 500 MacBooks as a server farm is a great idea for your start up.”

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Working retail or driving a car really does open your eyes to the fact that most people are sub-sentient biosludge

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

“dry humping” nothin dry around here partner #TIPSTICKY!!!!!!!!!

[trappy 🎀🍓 @c1nnamonbunny]

Who is this for