Hamiltionel Messi

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[HANNAH 😍 @akinz_babe]

Do you know why goats shout "МЕЕЕЕН"

They're trying to pronounce the name of the real GOAT!
MEEEEEESSSIIII

[Formula 1 @F1]

A great fightback from Lewis after a frustrating start 💪

#F1 #BahrainGP

[Big Kiwi 🥝 @FKAHAFARE]

The idea that Wicknell faked his death is laughable to me mainly because that man was the size of an mpesa shop, there is nowhere on earth where he could go incognito.

[Hamiltionel Messi @i_Repost__]

@lynn_ngugi1 Y'all know God can take whoever he wants anytime he wants right?👀

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Was reading this interaction between this broad and gentleman.

He asked "are you a virgin?" and her reply was "I'm an engineer"

In her head she really thought she ate, but that's what modern women just don't get

What she said is the equivalent of a man being asked "what do you for a living?"

And he replies, "Nothing. But I'm a good person, I go to church bla bla ..."

Both of them are idiots, because they fail to recognize what each gender values. Men value softness and innocence. Whilst women value utility and usefulness.

A woman who leads with her academic qualifications or career is an idiot. Because no man gives a shit, about that.

No man has ever said "damn that girl has got a degree" but they've surely said "wow, she's a virgin"

Your academics and career are nothing more but a bonus. And to be honest, if that even attracts any man, it's the kind of men you'll end up crying about, because lazy manipulative men want such women to take care of them.

Learn OR perish!!!

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

The same day Ronaldo left the national team on bad terms, Argentines are begging Messi to come back.

Whoever wrote the Messi and Ronaldo script is a Messi fan! 😭

[JechaTrap_🇿🇼 @Trapkinq__zw]

Ginimbi died on the 30th September; Wicknell died on 30th September... Coincidence??

[Riċ @ricblurs]

get your spark back nigga

[Zaks^ @M10zechariah]

i will get that car. i will get the house. i will get the life i want. my mom will live long.

[𝔸ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕊🗡️ @Evander611]

👦: You’re my best notification, I really wanna talk to you everyday

👧: Leave that one joor come and buy me shawarma

[ⓥ @100of35_]

This is how non football fans find out Messi has won yet another trophy

[🌼Anita��� @bonnie_anita]

We’re dating for sex. If you want goals, go to the stadium. 😂

[Brighton & Hove Albion @BHAFC]

Five wins in our last six at Old Trafford… 😮‍💨

[GOAL @goal]

Lionel Messi has won his 49th career trophy after winning the Campeones Cup with Inter Miami 🏆

The most decorated player in the history of football 🐐✨

[R0DNEY @fabian_4pf]

A Mercedes Benz delayed is not a Mercedes Benz denied,one way or the other I must own one before I leave this earth.

[Caro 🐾🎶🧉💞🇦🇷 @Caro06_2]

Odio cuando paso frente a un vagabundo y mueve su vaso con monedas para presumir que tiene más plata q yo.

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

You don't need education to know "Morning" is a bad response to "Good Morning".

You're just stupid. 😒

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

These leaders are real clowns! What a comical yet cruel joke!

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

When thinking of buying a luxury sports car, you need more than the money to buy it.

You need the money to maintain it. The money for it's security. The money for its insurance. The money for the lifestyle befitting the owner of a luxury sports car.

This is why for the average man, it's best to just hire it, drive it around, take pics, flex in the hood and social media. Then return it, because ownership is unsustainable.

[Alex Lillyart @AlexLillyart]

@F1 Pretty embarrassing for Russell at this point. Not only is Hamilton just 20 points behind, but Kimi is slapping him away easily. Best car on the grid yeah, but that’s awful.