Archit Agrawal

Born To: 🏊‍♂️🏸⚽🏏♟️🏓🎸🎹📷🎱✈️

Forced To: 💻

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

You know your life is cooked if you think about Union Find when someone says dynamic island.

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

cricket records nowadays are created by running a SQL query which returns only 1 row. wtf is Rohit Sharma is only {INDIAN} {TEST} {CAPTAIN} to score a century at {Cape Town}.

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

travelling with this airline at 2 am and they made an announcement that they introduced quiet flights b/w 10 pm & 6 am which essentially minimizes the no. of announcements. I just think this announcement could have been minimised.

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

@itibhargavi so true🥹

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imtiaz ali ft. sonu nigam

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was listening to songs on shuffle, was shocked to realise that senorita (znmd) and ilahi have similar intro. was pretty sure this is Pritam's doing

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

200/235

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

GoLang is sick, unreachable code is a warning, unused variable is a compile-time error.

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

@itibhargavi 😭

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

I recently sent a parcel to an address with a flat number E-404. The shipment status, when I tracked it, said, "Addressee not located".
coincidence?

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

Dhoni fans are like hum match isliye jeete qki kohli (jersey no. 18) and shami (jersey no. 11)... dono ka difference karo toh 7... mahi bhai ka jersey number....

#INDvsNZ

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

Realising if the vendor had used SJF, the uncle might have actually starved.

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

Today I had to wait for 10 minutes to get dhaniya worth ₹10 because of an uncle who was there earlier and buying up loads of veggies. Clearly, the vendor did not know the drawbacks of FCFS.

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

Today I had to wait for 10 minutes to get dhaniya worth ₹10 because of an uncle who was there earlier and buying up loads of veggies. Clearly, the vendor did not know the drawbacks of FCFS.

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

@GenericFancName there is… you begin with ₹200 for a item worth ₹1000…. and bargain for half an hour until they come at a price of, say ₹500. I lack that skill😂

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

Either I bargain and they don’t agree (I feel like I don’t have bargaining skills) or they agree at once which makes me realise that it would have been much cheaper (still I feel like I don’t have bargaining skills)

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

@iamangangwar @IndiGo6E wo sab toh theek hai... par paper cups ke saath paani tha kya jahan se flight thi wahan pr??... iykyk

[Archit Agrawal @i_a_m_archit]

@rushikes071 already done bro

[Chitranshi Srivastava @its_chitranshi]

In which category of sadists do college professors belong?

[Aanshul Sadaria @AanshulSadaria]

Underrated opinion: Swades is one of the best patriotic movies of all time. 🇮🇳🙏