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[simiii ★ @unfilteredsimii]

thissss

[Lexer @LexerLux]

i HATE how an engineer invented the correct way to write recipes like 20 years ago and nobody else ever used it

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

A woman on Instagram said
When i worked retail a man gave me the stereotypical “name 3 songs” shit because of my shirt.
I said “Oh, no. I don’t do tricks for men I’m not interested in” and told him his total.

And I’d like to implore you to steal that phrasing friends.

[clara @audiphobia]

e ai alguem vai comprar esse cachorro pra morar num apartamento e ficar se perguntando porque ele vive estressado

[Vania. @vaniacache]

Ya censuraron el Tiny Desk de los Tigres del Norte! Aquí les dejo la introducción que decidieron borrar. Qué no se nos olvide la historia! Qué no nos quieran callar!

[Caitlin @caitlin_mmm]

“how the fuck are you overwhelmed by a relationship you barely participate in”

[goma @soigomaa]

Mushrooms explains alot

[Lindani M. @LyndaniM]

your prenup as a wife should have a cheating clause, death clause, kids clause, gift clause. Do not fear prenups! Just come prepared with your own paperwork so you're protected when he fcks up.

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

how i look at him before i disappear cause I'm not being treated how i want to be

[Old Man Bran. @brandometry]

Wait until report cards come out and buy one off marketplace. Thats when moms be selling their sons consoles that are messing up in school.

[*･༓☾ Tsaarot 🌿 closed for readings! @tsaarot]

People get this wrong all the time and think that their boundaries should be acted on by others. If you have a boundary that's not met, you have to be the one to step away. You can't force boundaries on people, you can only remove yourself or move differently if yours aren't met

[Jo @Tenouttatenma]

The reason why you don’t see this kind of animation often is because it requires an extreme love for life and the way living creatures move. And that kind of devotion demands time, discipline, and excessive observation.

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days

[mags ³ • 🇲🇽 • @wildstyless_]

"Somos más americanos que todititos los gringos"

Los Tigres del Norte, nunca decepcionan 🇲🇽

[shawty🧸srta cosa @phancytr]

el primer minuto del tiny desk de los tigres del norte

[♰ @heavens_sickest]

when ur flirting and he starts calling u by ur name instead of pet names

[Valeryּ ֶָ֢.✮⋆˙ꨄ︎ ୨ৎ @ValeryTw_]

Cada mañana me arrepiento de no haberme acostado más temprano.

[maddie rune🪰 @themaddierune]

My five year old daughter lost a tooth tonight and cried because she said her tooth had always been hers and now it was gone. She looked in the mirror and asked me if I could put it back. I’m constantly amazed by her beautiful soul and awareness. Five years on this earth and she already knows what it feels like to grieve something that used to be part of you. I had to hug her for a very long time. And now I’m sitting here thinking about how growing up is just an absurdly long series of tiny funerals for pieces of ourselves we weren’t ready to lose.

[Andi @boyishbettyboop]

Personally I find it incredibly romantic that someone can get their heart devastatingly broken and after mending it back together alone decides to place it in the palm of your hand. But what do I know

[les ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @kittiibean]

being of hispanic descent and not being able to speak spanish is very embarrassing to me #sorry like even the white girls speak spanish