Can't 100% confirm this, but 87 percent sure part of Swift's wedding will be broadcast and she and her husband will shout at the top of their lungs, "VOTE AOC in 2028 if you love America."
White House source: The Department of Justice will soon announce it will support "citizen arrests" of gas stations charging above the national average per gallon of gas.
Is there anything libtards won't complain about? So, Trump wants to build a helipad that won't scorch grass. Makes sense. But the liberal woke mafia is, of course, saying this is more of Trump desecrating the White House. While I have issues with several administration decissions, including the war, anyone griping about the contruction of a secure helipad is nutso.
There's only one man alive right now who understands the meaning of 5D chess; it's not me, it's not you. It's President Trump, whose quantum mind operates at a level none of us can fathom.
A clone of former pResident “Sleepy” Joe Biden “dissolved” into a puddle of meaty flesh minutes after White Hats armed with a military arrest warrant handcuffed it outside a Democratic Gala at a Hanover, Maryland casino Saturday evening, White Hat sources told Real Raw News. More tomorrow.
Knoxville: I'm Johnny Knoxville! And this is "Pineapple Tetherball!
Fruit Handler: (standing by) This is our sharpest pineapple.
Steve-O: i'm scared to play.