Addy

because I’m stupider

[Addy @iaddy]

I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread.

[Addy @iaddy]

Shoutout to @Delta for the generous $12 after fully boarding us, having us buckle in, deboarding, and rescheduling our flight three times over 10 hours because an FAA regulation was ignored for ten days. Truly, I don’t know how I’ll spend it all at the airport.
@FAANews

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

i'll find you in every lifetime (threat)

[Addy @iaddy]

It is absolutely STUNNING how predictable people are.

[Keith Siau @drkeithsiau]

Self-endoscopy done effortlessly by Professor Majidah Bukhari (video playback ⏩ x2)

[Addy @iaddy]

Someone fix the GD notes app

[Addy @iaddy]

The way that medication packages use their Bingo Free Space as a way to NOT give me one more pill is such a cheat.

[Addy @iaddy]

Are we beyond calling people “biatch” or “biotch” yet?

[Addy @iaddy]

Is it just me, or is it kind of f’n weird to see people you know name their kids your name?

[Addy @iaddy]

@aengstler11 Bottom left 😍🥹

[Addy @iaddy]

I would associate learning anesthesia to jumping between here and the Upside Down every 30 seconds #StrangerThings #InverseRelationship #IndirectlyCorrelated

[Addy @iaddy]

Actually really dislike candles that smell like food, but I think a cinnamon raisin bread candle would SLAP.

@bathbodyworks 😏

[Stephanie Streit @smstreit]

The men are crying and the woman are flying fighter jets.

Inject it into my veins.

[aj PA-C @j_thePA]

every once in a while I realize that everyone in the hospital are being kept alive 20 and 30 somethings who struggle to feed themselves anything but caffeine

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Did you know, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid, that doesn't fit any of your containers.

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Woke up in a cold sweat remembering I voted Republican in the fourth grade mock election because I liked elephants better

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

my mom deserves the world & nothing less.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

it’s disgusting how much i replay a song when i love it

[Addy @iaddy]

I really hate when you think you’re onto something, when you are actually *not*

[Addy @iaddy]

@jared_mandoza I love it when you’re here (here, being you on Twitter more)

[Addy @iaddy]

The cleaner my house is - the cleaner my mind is.