Iain D. Burke

I get paid to draw monsters

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

@yesitsmyaccount

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

@Dan_Cassaro I’m right here, Dan

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

I made something I'm really proud of. Check it out! "Rituals" a 68 page 3 color Risograph print book https://t.co/vIiBkXmdlA via @Etsy

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

@JetBlue just cancelled my flight to LA 2 hours before boarding then rebooked me to Ontario. Not even a layover, they’re just straight up sending me to a different country without any communication

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

🌎 Verifying my application for SuperHi Basic Income:

SBI:1d2b1e44-17b7-43f2-bdcb-599bf43cc0a4

https://t.co/qkAGTLdEBy

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

@Dan_Cassaro clownpenis.fart

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

@Dan_Cassaro Can’t hurt to try

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

@ksauer7 is a hero and an angel. I say this of my own volition so that it may be recorded in history for all to see.

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

@francesblank It’s actually CGI. Very convincing though.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

Haters will say it’s photoshop

[Erik Carter @erikinternet]

I'm designing at levels previously unheard of with maximum speed simply at the cost of my physical and mental health

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

Genuine question, what is the point of CBD mixed with caffeine?

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

I ordered food from a burger joint and they sent me 3 CBD cold brew instead.

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

Cool nips @JordanPeele

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

Drag me

[Iain D. Burke @iainburke]

Welcome to Williamsburg- where the real estate office is blasting David Bowie through outdoor speakers while trying to sell you a 1bedroom for $6million like it’s a good deal.

[Kristen @Kica333]

By the time you turn 30 you should have at least one of the following:

1. A drawer full of random cords

2. Tupperware with half the lids
missing

3. Anxiety

4. A collection of plastic bags full
of other plastic bags

5. Sleep deprivation