I am Brian B

This is my bio. Dad jokes and art sold seperately.

[Michael @Michael951413]

There's A Reason Why

https://t.co/q8LonDjMrD

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

@stickermule I'm a long time customer but first time seeing you guys talk about giving away cash.

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

When God leaves the 99 to find the 1.

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

@DairyQueen The $5 off deal doesn't work on app or website. I haven't been able to use app correctly once since downloading it.

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

The only call the @Chiefs have left to call is an @Uber #SuperBowl

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

That one employee who was fired from AT&Ts first day at Meta! #Outtage #FacebookDown #InstagramDown

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

Dear Canada,

That will be enough smoke and geese.

Thank you.

-America

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

#GoBlue

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Look what's back 👀

Tweet #GoBlue and keep using the hashtag!

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

Me resisting the urge to buy 75% off Christmas candy.

[Mekka Don @MekkaDonMusic]

She needs to be the lead in the next action film. Waffle House job training is off the chain 😫😫

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

@MarkWoodleyTV This could be @johnbcrist

[Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV]

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

Mary knew.

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

@UMichFootball What was the name if that play?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We're back. Let that sink in.

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

"The Queen may be dead but the King still sits on his throne." -Every Baptist pastor this morning.
#christianhumor #toosoon #QueenElizabeth

[I am Brian B @iam3rian]

This checks out...

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

A Father’s Day reminder

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

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