iamAW3S0M30

I play games sometimes and I'm funny sometimes. 👍

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

Pretend MySpace profile song.

https://t.co/77IuOYczJ0

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

And yes, I posted this immediately after, meaning I had my phone on me to see what time it was.
But here's the thing.
I didn't WANT to check my phone for the time.
That's what a watch is for.

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

Jogging on the trails and my watch died. Wondered what time it was.
Tornado sirens go off.
Oh, alright, it's 12:00.

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

I want to keep this feeling deep inside of me.
I want you always in my heart.

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

https://t.co/Jw1DfVPXjp
Why is The Cure so good.

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

Sporadic post of things saved to my phone, day 342.
(was obsessing over my cool new shoes here lol)

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

Time for Eels.
https://t.co/xVozdUMkHh

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

You don't have a clue
What it is like
To be next to you.

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

Wah-oooooooo, monster mash WAH-OOOOOOOOOOO

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

It's important for everyone to know that beginning tonight, I will be listening to Monster Mash multiple times per day until Halloween.

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

Our beautiful October weather has come to an end, so it's back to treadmill jogging.
In spite of this, I pushed myself to get in 2 miles today.

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

There's a 95% chance that when I say "shut up, it's not funny", I will immediately crack a smile or start laughing.

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

@alliharvard Aren't we all?

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https://t.co/zI4EU4hQx7

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

This game has hilarious surprises around every corner lol.
https://t.co/f7KHAFfkQd

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https://t.co/pBIeeCwqNw

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

Sporadic post of things saved to my phone, day 341.

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https://t.co/FH7ZQ47uJr

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman.

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

Was about to post almost this exact same thought, but look, I've already said that! Lol

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

If you ever hear me driving with bass up, it's just the Monstar's walk-out song from the Space Jam Soundtrack.
https://t.co/O1KfWF932L

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

@Stentypuss I quoted this to someone once and they DID NOT GET IT, I was so disappointed 😂

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

I just got screamed at by Freddy Krueger.

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

It's important for everyone to know that beginning tonight, I will be listening to Monster Mash multiple times per day until Halloween.

[iamAW3S0M30 @iamAW3S0M30]

All I said was
"what did you do to my table? It's filthy! You should be ashamed of yourself. You're a fucking pig!"