wes ⚫️

I look like a living cartoon.

[wes ⚫️ @iamWESBRAUN]

All I ever wanted to do was grow up to be one of those guys who wears their sunglasses upside down on the back of their head.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines

[staid @staidindoors]

we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill

[blego triller moth @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[doctor boneman @iloveminigolf]

No it’s ghosts and goblins dumbass

[wes ⚫️ @iamWESBRAUN]

@HasanabiProd @hasanthehun

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Absolutely considering moving to Japan and going full Anjin mode whenever my coworkers ask for a sip of my 280 gallon jug of Jameson that sits under my desk.

[wes ⚫️ @iamWESBRAUN]

President Donald J. Trump and his beautiful wife Dick Tracy

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

In 2020, there was one person worth over $100 billion. Today at the end of Biden's term there are 16 of them.

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Hunter firing up the crack pipe while blasting Incubus. Wearing nothing but the wraparound oakleys and the rollie

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

Can’t believe “Dick Cheney is brat” failed to resonate with voters.

[wes ⚫️ @iamWESBRAUN]

It is so unbelievably over for us all

[wes ⚫️ @iamWESBRAUN]

@ynvurse @MetroBoomin DEGRASSI

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

All lies. If your news looks like this, already youre preconditioned to despise Shane, Louie, any great comic. You’ve outsourced your interests to ghouls who make 12k a yr to publish articles like “Paddycake: It’s racist” and “Yes, it’s OK Joe Biden named his goldfish Dr. Hitler”

[wes ⚫️ @iamWESBRAUN]

@thedailybeast SODTAOE

[Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl]

This same border wall slat was cut through & welded shut 3 times in one month. DHS is paying a contactor $600 million to weld wall breaches, but they can't keep up.

The wall is political theatre. When you're out here on the ground, you see just how absurd & costly it really is.

[Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl]

A $99 battery-powered Dewalt grinder can defeat a $15 billion border wall. Walls are political theatre when it comes to immigration, but catastrophic for wildlife & ecosystems.

[wes ⚫️ @iamWESBRAUN]

@TaylerUSA @hasanthehun SAVE US JIM CAVIEZEL!!

[frogan @fr0gan]

you will never guess who funds israel’s universal healthcare while their own citizens are dying from lack of access

[wes ⚫️ @iamWESBRAUN]

Now more than ever

[wes ⚫️ @iamWESBRAUN]

Happy International Girls Dress Like Wednesday Adams Day 🎉🎃👻