🚨 WATCH: A care home resident mistakes Andy Burnham for a local candidate
"You are the local candidate are you?"
"I was, but I'm now the Prime Minister"
"What, a new one? They keep changing every 5 minutes"
There's an unfortunate event I've been ffg on Facebook.
A 40 year old man lured a 20 year old lady, under the guise of account monetization.
He raped her violently. She couldn't bear the shame and committed suicide.
He's currently begging her parents for settlement.🤦♂
Dear @SenRemiTinubu, I have started roasted agbado business as instructed by you. I used my certificates to lit up the fire.
Do well to ensure bandits do not attack me on my way to farm, do well to ensure price of transportation doesn’t run me out of business. Lastly, while you and governor’s wives cruise in the exotic cars you shared, please stop by and buy my corn.
Super Eagles goalkeeper, Stanley Nwabali, just did what many Africans and Europeans would never do — and it even prompted a U.S. man to swear he would carry all Nigerians free of charge.
While on vacation in the U.S., he met a taxi driver who had once picked him up from the airport, now homeless and now living in the street after losing everything to a robbery and eventually lead to eviction.
Touched by his story, Stanley asked him to wait, then went to a dealership, bought him a brand-new taxi, and also got him an apartment.
The man was overwhelmed by the unexpected kindness and, in his excitement, vowed to carry all Nigerians free of charge — but Stanley humbly told him not to.
Nigerians are our own problem. Look at the quality of blocks supplied for this building. Using them will only lead to disaster. This is pure wickedness — business man laments
This woman accused this black man of rape and got him sent to jail. He spent 14years in jail before she confessed the accusation was false.
They were called to a TV show and she still cries as if she’s a victim.
14 years gone ruining someone else’s life.
Please cohabit with your woman before you finally decide to marry her.
So that you will not be complaining that your wife farts alot.
Most women can stay for 3 days without pooing.
When you perceive their fart, you'll feel like crying.
Their fart smell like rotten eggs.
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Artisans reveal the decline of bronze casting in Nigeria, a trade that once produced some of Africa's finest and most significant historic objects. 💔
📽️: @Reuters
Visit Norway — they teach in Norwegian.
Visit Denmark — they teach in Danish.
Visit Finland — they teach in Finnish.
Visit China — they teach in Chinese.
Visit Japan — they teach in Japanese.
Visit South Korea — they teach in Korean.
Visit Poland — they teach in Polish.
Visit Russia — they teach in Russian.
Visit Saudi Arabia — they teach in Arabic.
Then come to Africa, where we proudly speak English, a language often regarded as the ultimate measure of intelligence.
~ PLO Lumumba
When they force women and children to cover their entire bodies, you would think they won’t be sexually abusive. The worst of them are those who are comfortable r@ping their own daughters. Disgusting creatures.
Dear Network providers, Pls fix your data
I did 10 g and it lasted couple of days
This wasn’t the case before
And there’s on network providers that told its former customers that they will migrate them when the network changed names and I am a customer but today my phone doesn’t have reception.
Is the NCC seeing all
97.6% of Nigerians earn less than 200k naira/month. Let me shock you more:
85% of Nigerians earn less than 100k naira per month.
Yes you read that right.
Almost 98% of Nigerians barely earn 140 dollars a month.
We are very loud, so classist, too arrogant and unbelievably poor.