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Finance || Business Analyst || Unaab Alumnus || Ex-May || Head of business Dev. || Tech (software engineer -Intern)

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@sbyoungcruise Where’s my gun abeg 🤲

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@GF01738 @Tea_1904 You have temper issue 🤣🤣

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@AmaraSteph16359 @AweniOnibata This is fatality 🤣🤣

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

The final stage of owning an iPhone is carrying a power bank everywhere you go 😭

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@zamaniii00 Somebody should buy this guy bread and coke first abeg, this is hunger 🤣🤣🤣

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@Millishield01 @AfricaFactsZone Not someone like u oh boss, u heard investment of 850million dollars.

[Null @Vhoyde]

The problem is you guys think a man should pay for everything and somehow still let you have human rights

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@VikyInsights Things are really happening in this naija marriage sector oh, married woman being a sex partner and calling herself a single mother.
My God 🤣🤣🙄

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@fon4gud @VikyInsights My God who raised all this kind of men, our society is becoming a menace.
Upon all you’ve read you still expecting a get together love pity 🤣

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@_chiceeeyyy Am I supposed to love you more than myself 🤣

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@BelisleMichael @PetriMark6497 @pallnandi Like ur family always do

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@KareenBanks @muyiwhar @pallnandi You guys aren’t getting the point but we good.
Let the trend keeps going.

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@KoryBigKnox @muyiwhar @pallnandi It’s not possible the next person checks in by 3 cus they have lots of room except you went to a substandard hotel.
Seems you don’t know how much is being charged to lodge in some hotels and u expect people not to voice out.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

You added $42 billion to our national debt and added only $5 billion to our foreign reserve; and you want us to clap for you. 😂😂

Let's put this into context,

Zubairu has N1,000 in his Zenith bank account and he went to Okechukwu and borrowed N5,000.

He took N3,000 from this N5,000 loan and deposited into his Zenith bank account and the account balance increased to N4,000. And he used the remaining N2,000 to flex suya and kunu.

He now called his girlfriend Yetunde and showed her his balance of N4,000; telling her he's account balance is increasing.

Meanwhile, he is owing Okechukwu N5,000.

Is this a progress for Zubairu or backwardness?

Zubairu is Nigeria (Tinubu).
Okechukwu is World Bank.
Yetunde is the citizenry.

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@PetriMark6497 @pallnandi So am paying for a short rest, like I said it’s a scam business.

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@muyiwhar @pallnandi Your point isn’t valid, they have room service whose job is to ensure cleaning should be done the moment a guest check out.
Let’s stop indulging this scam we call business abeg

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@TheDamiForeign You wey go reach 45 before you have ur first child, love the way you dey reason bro.

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@Dr_Pharouk Aje they exist, extreme introvert to the core 🤣
They value their peace of mind like mad

[ℋℰℒℰ𝒳✰ @iam_helex]

@Ndorenyinakpann @OyesileJohn Omo you go too teh for that house oh cus man go just leave u with ur child and just move on to where peace lives.

[Celestial @OGUNSOLAPopoola]

@OyesileJohn A man with one wife is doing his wife a favour, but a man with multiple wives is doing himself a great honor.