𝕻𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖒.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖚𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝕴𝖘 𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖞 🌹

[The Moderate Case @TheModerateCase]

Sneako accidentally posted the AI instructions he used to generate a tweet, including the part where he told it to “optimize for more shock factor.”

Then he deleted it.

You genuinely cannot make this stuff up. 😂

[cumi🇪🇸🇦🇷 @fw_cumi]

@PeterObi guy pls do juju enter presidency na
are u mad pls pity me

[𝕻𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖒. @iam_phree1]

@DivineEarth322 @grok @MatNuclear Just give it a break, stop embarrassing yourself 🤣

[Amjad Taha أمجد طه @amjadt25]

America is free to pursue its own interests with Iran in Geneva. But it has no right to impose its decisions, laws, or interests on behalf of or upon any state or people in the Middle East, including Israel, Syria, Lebanon, and others. In the Middle East, we know our devils. We knew that negotiating with Saddam Hussein would not stop him from invading Kuwait. We know that making peace with Al-Qaeda would not prevent 9/11. We know that giving Hamas territory would not stop another October 7.

We understand the demons of the Middle East just as well as Trump understands the hotels of New York.

[𝕻𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖒. @iam_phree1]

@ratters6m @TheModerateCase And Israel invaded because of PLO attacks, what's your point?

[𝕻𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖒. @iam_phree1]

@Gol_Dteech @Abiola8Lekan @TheModerateCase He doesn't care about truth, either that or he's just ignorant

[The Moderate Case @TheModerateCase]

Hey @ggreenwald why don’t you address the real facts and nuances of history?

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

“i know you not a quitter”😭😭

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

In England, you're allowed to clear about 20 metres of silt and rubbish out of a river on your own. Anything past that needs a permit from the Environment Agency. Paul Powlesland's volunteers cleared a 250-metre stretch of the River Roding with a hired digger, which is why a barrister who hauled out 200 bags of trash is now under criminal investigation.

The Roding runs through east London. Powlesland lives on a boat moored on it, and for years he and a group of volunteers have pulled out shopping trolleys, needles, old appliances, even weapons. Kingfishers, herons and dragonflies came back to water that used to be buried under junk. This one job took 10 days and a digger that cost £1,000 to hire.

The rule that caught him is oddly specific. Under England's water rules, scooping silt off the bottom of a river the agency officially manages counts as a "flood risk activity", and the law treats that the same as building a structure in the water. Do it without a permit and the offence carries up to two years in prison. The agency says it is also looking at waste the volunteers left on the floodplain. Powlesland is an environmental lawyer who has used these exact laws to protect rivers and trees, and a conviction could cost him his licence to practise.

The agency's reasoning isn't unreasonable. Dredging done badly can push flooding onto people downstream and wreck the habitat that protected animals need, which is what the permit is meant to prevent. The 20-metre allowance is there for small jobs. And no decision to prosecute has actually been made.

While investigators were knocking on a volunteer's door within a week of his cleanup, water companies discharged raw sewage into England's rivers and seas for a combined 3.6 million hours in 2024, more than 400 years of spilling packed into a single year. Only 14% of English rivers are in good health. Between 2015 and 2025, the Environment Agency investigated water companies for pollution 11,474 times. Fifty-eight of those ended in a prosecution. For serious pollution over the last five years, the number of water companies actually taken to court and convicted is zero.

So the message comes out backwards. Spend ten days and a thousand pounds making a river cleaner and an officer turns up within the week. Pump sewage into that same river for years and the chance of seeing a courtroom is close to zero.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

But “Hijab is a choice”

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

i understand those guys who leak national secrets now

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Legend

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[grootman @_sameolg]

???

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Ronaldo almost scored with a header, Nigerian defender dey follow am shine teeth😂

[DAVE💀🇦🇷🇫🇷 @the_real_David5]

😭😭😭😭

[𝕻𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖒. @iam_phree1]

If they ban them they will say it's because of racism

[Dr Oludayo Sokunbi @Oludeewon]

Why are Nigerians🇳🇬 like this?

You came to Russia 🇷🇺to study but refused to go to class and pay school fee.

You decided to go work and send money home to build houses, instead of paying school fee.

Even when you come to class, you are always making noise.

One of the schools in Russia 🇷🇺 is already contemplating banning Nigerian students, same way they banned Egyptian 🇪🇬student.

People already in Russia 🇷🇺 are blaming me for sharing info. They said too many people are ruining their chances now.

[𝕻𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖒. @iam_phree1]

@just_hereforshi @LoliMossad @beombearlvr you're the slow one if you don't see how the black community has been pushing power dynamics with skin colour since the days of MLK

[𝕻𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖒. @iam_phree1]

@RileyXsko_Music @LoliMossad @nixus237 If you keep making excuses for bad behaviours there won't be any improvements

[𝕻𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖒. @iam_phree1]

@dndstayon @LoliMossad @1_Cofiz_1 Black people need to change their skin colour to not gangbang?