Yegon

[James Bong @JamieButon]

Wasichana huanza kukuita babe after umelipa kitu unaanza kushangaa vile ulikuwa one smokie away from "babe"

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Galdem amepata kazi juzi juzi tuu leo amerudi home after work akaniaambia yeye hajiskii kukula mimi nipike tuu ugali inanitosha nikule. Huyu ndio yule mtu nilikuwa nimeaambia my folks about hadi tukapanga homecoming ceremony December kweli? Wah

[TV 47 Digital @tv47digital]

"The strike continues! Aluta continua" - Matatu sector players openly disagree with CSs Opiyo Wandayi and Davis Chirchir on live TV

[Mr. OJ @_Just_ice]

when my favourite black fit is dirty but passes the smell test

[xo muthoni🌸 @Miss_muthoni21]

🚨 URGENT: MISSING CHILD ALERT 🚨

My son,Nollan Kinyua Kamau is missing.He was last seen in the company of his nanny around kamakis area.

Please help bring my baby back home .Contact person 0115265637/0101029704

Plead RT to help share the word.

[IZZOH @Newtonnizzoh]

Ukiskia dem ameintroduce mtoto akisema "this child is my hero," we jua tu babake aliingia mitini.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

“It does not matter how old the cow is. The liver is always tender.” ~ Dr Muthomi Thionkulu, Professor of Butchery.

[Sting @Mamushkhaimuna]

Ku overtake trailler tano at a go ndio tamaa iliandikwa kwa bibilia

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Barchok is the Chairman of Stingy Men Association of Kenya, South Rift Branch.

Ninja is always missing where money is involved

MAPUNJAN

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When you barely pass a course, but you see it again the next semester with “II” behind it.

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

A strong message to the sidechicks from Kimurgor.

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

"Ngong ko nyikanet ingen tugul bakokengen lakwet,kileweni Emurua Dikir koik MP ako makiwale." Meaning
Ngong is a brave man, he is known by everyone including the small child, Emurua Dikir elected him to be MP and he can't be changed.

That's why he was voted in as MP in 2013 and 2017 despite being outside URP and Jubilee the parties of Kalenjin people then.

He fought for the Kalenjin community in Narok to have that consistency and they vowed to elect him as their representative until the day he will say it's enough.
That was the love his people had for him.
RIP Ole Kisiara
RIP CHEBOMBUMBU
RIP Kipyego

[Sebei Nation⛎ @SebeiNation]

Rest in Eternal Peace, Hon. Ngong Ngeno Ole Kisiara. We'll forever miss you kingpin 🕊️💔

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

It’s painful when real men—who are very few nowadays—leave us. RIP Hon. Johana Ng’eno, MP for Emurua Dikirr Constituency. Inauma sana!

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Sahii fat women wananyeshewa wakiingia kwa ofisi wakipita butt crack inatoa sauti ya slippers saa ile umetoka bathroom

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

My grandma going around telling people I fix phones just cos I took her phone off silent 😭

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Hapa ameongea ukweli.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Ancestors are conmen ,they are silent when you cry out for their help but as soon as you pop open a mzinga wako hapo.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

When I bought the Serena the guy that sold it refused even a lift he got on a nduthi and left and that is when I knew it had began .

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣