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Crown Servant • Peaked at the rank of Constable in 2004 • Raconteur • Bon Viveur • Scot in Exile • жыве Беларусь

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

@MarkCatney 6 seconds!

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

Had a similar situation in 2003.

Had CS spray and a stick. I didn’t know if I was going home that night.

#gotaser!

[ITV Wales News @ITVWales]

This is the moment an "out of control" man, holding a large shard of glass, is cornered and tasered by police. Nicky Cantona Clement received a 20 month jail sentence for several offences including two counts of threatening another with a bladed article. https://t.co/xi0B3xRqQA

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

@GorillaoJustice The optimism and popularity of a Brian May-like rock god; to having to polish your own officers’ boots.

Same here.

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

If you don’t follow them yet, check out @TriageWMP - they’ll be live tweeting MH crises that they deal with later today.

#WorldMentalHealthDay

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

@GrumpyExPolice Not enough profile is given to this.

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

The attacks on white farmers in South Africa and Zimbabwe are truly awful.

— Fears of South African race war grow after farm murder

https://t.co/VkMM82LuPf

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Folks, my profile pic from yesterday was a photo of an exercise scenario in which I was an actor. It was in 2011.

Thank you for your concern 😳 - I’ve gone back to the TBL. 😄

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

Early one for me tonight!

Good night warriors. Rest thy weary heads.

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

@DemonCadet I’ll keep my eyes open!

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

@asifamhp It is. 😄

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

#NewProfilePic

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

@DemonCadet er...no?

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

Alas, it’s £3360 *on top* of £81,932.

[AFO @AFOcop]

MP’s to get another £3,300 pay rise, 4.1% on last year equating to annual salary of £81,932.

Terrible misjudgment by the so called ‘independent’ IPSA.

Public finances are in a parlous state, furlough is coming to an end and unemployment is rising.

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

When will the people wake up?

[Metro @MetroUK]

BREAKING: MPs to get £3,300 pay rise as coronavirus puts millions of jobs at risk https://t.co/G4uI3LRyrc

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

@WYP_JBradfield Happy Birthday John. You could probably balance a piece of cake on the LED display of the PRPS.

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

@DemonCadet

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@wee_Mazz @curryspcworld She’s nice but...

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

@curryspcworld Can you confirm that your website ‘virtual assistants’ are actually human?

The one I am currently speaking to appears to have had a frontal lobotomy.

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

dead probably.

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As I battle on from the scorched earth customer service policy that @curryspcworld have...

...I have just saved £157 on my gas/electric.

[Inspector ² @iamalazythinker]

@hobbs_sj “I don’t get you”

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My dearest Vaishali...