Premier League Player of the Season.
Man Utd Player of the Season.
FWA Footballer of the Year.
PFA Players’ Player of the Year.
The 2025-26 season belongs to Bruno Fernandes.
Moroccan girl who went viral last World Cup for her “Portugal airport is that way” “Poor Ronaldo” video has created a 2026 version after they were eliminated again.
*Names of footballers starting with K*
My girlfriend: “Kaka”
Me: “Kantona”
Her 6’2” gay best friend: “But Cantona starts with a ‘C’?”
I caught that bastard
-Big Lammens in goal
-Mainoo moving like prime Iniesta
-Bruno outscoring league legends
-Casemiro bossing the cdm at 55
-Amadinho outdoing Lionel Messi
-Dreadlock Mbeumo scoring daily
-Cunha surfing every week
We used to pray for times like these 😭😭
As long as you can’t disrespect your boss when you’re on your period, I don’t see why you should do that to the man you claim to love.
Stop using period cramps and pregnancy as an excuse to be ev!l and stup!d.