laurenhausen 🤘🏼😛

punk sympathiser all day everyday

[Teffo @Teffo_01]

CM Punk and AJ Lee have reportedly left planet earth in the search of aliens in Mars.

(Frightful)

[laurenhausen 🤘🏼😛 @iambiglozza]

plenty of people haven’t been seen since mania why ain’t the rumour mill running for them

[Finn Bálor @FinnBalor]

Not even up for debate.. @DanhausenAD is my VERY EVIL friend

[Polly @PollyPorridge]

Some of y’all need to get your ass to Australia.

[rave* @rareblurs]

when it’s monday but you’re unemployed

[jadeee 🇵🇸 #ECFChamps @punkinomenon]

What if he makes Cody stand up, sits in his spot and then pulls Cody onto his lap and starts kissing him on the neck? You didn’t think of that, did you?

[bevhausen 🦷 @punkshausen]

i’m blushing

[pau @316REIGNS]

wazzuphausen

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[laurenhausen 🤘🏼😛 @iambiglozza]

well do I have the storyline just 4 u

[False Finish @FalseFinishHQ]

As @FightfulSelect has mentioned, CM Punk being absent from TV is due to a "schedule change".

Sources tell False Finish that CM Punk is currently awaiting creative to return to WWE TV. Punk's schedule and creative were shifted after WWE made the decision to move Gunther to SmackDown along with bringing Jacob Fatu to RAW to feud with Roman Reigns

[👑𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘👑  @AdamGoldberg28]

❤️‍🩹

[laurenhausen 🤘🏼😛 @iambiglozza]

i am having the worst year so far but waiting for smackdown to see what danhausen is doing makes everything okay

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Have you ever heard of this guy the miz

[Spida @wyaspida]

they look like the villagers in shrek

[abby @blisstatements]

Becky has the Tr*mp mannerisms so mastered 😭😭 the wide mouth gaping when speaking, the dragging of the voice with a nasally tone, she’s too good

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Celebrity disguise to blend in (hat) (it’s Danhausen)

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

He is quite literally one half of the current tag team champions.

Apparently your brain is no longer making appearances!

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

@HeheHausen @PiperNivenWWE @MasonRook_wwe This sucks ass. Piper rocks. Focus on being a better person.

[Dante Turo @DanteOnDeck]

OBA RETIRING BROCK AT WRESTLEMANIA WAS PERFECT WHY IS HE BACK 😭😭

[bevhausen 🦷 @punkshausen]

danhausen & lou lou la duchess de rière