cara.

i rock harder than anyone i know

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Bart, Martin, Milhouse and Nelson stun at the Met Gala

[ali @probablyalissa]

Looking camp right in the eye

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[amanda @jailedamanda]

There’s a dentist in Sydney, Australia who takes a speed boat out to the Great Barrier Reef to scuba dive and steal fish to give to his niece who promptly kills them

[Cons @CaptainCons]

When they taped the bird’s head back on and gave it to the blind kid

[honey ୨୧ @luv2ilya]

when your six year situationship just ended, there's no ginger ale at the restaurant and your mum starts talking about some swedish princess

[tori @scuderiarozanov]

when the credits start rolling on heated rivalry episode 6 but then i remember i can just press play on episode one again

[boy king @girlwreckage]

two beautiful asian ladies being terrorized by white bisexual men with accents

[ser @souvenirtell]

everywhere i go i'm surrounded by beautiful women and they love me. and these women are so sexy and fun but i'm always thinking about this slow fucking hockey player with beautiful freckles and a weak backhand. i am always wishing that these women were him

[✨ @wiiissssss]

Hayden FINALLY breaking through Shane’s impenetrable walls to find out who Lily is, but it’s Ilya Rozanov

[poppy @hudconrpf]

“would you choose me?”
“i already chose you, hollander”

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

kendall jenner watching her ex boyfriend who once won album of the year handing the album of the year grammy to her other ex boyfriend

[Carlos Alcaraz @carlosalcaraz]

Job completed! 🫡

[alex🐞 @pinkponyqueers]

The most beautiful edit I've ever seen HOLY

[grace 🩷 MY WAY @twoaugusts]

everyone who retweets will get harry tickets btw

[Hudson Williams Updates @hudsonwupdates]

Hudson Williams wearing a “hudcon” bracelet via @aikafloress ig.

[HARRY DAY😭😭😭 @guccirry]

Get in line sister

[🪩 @occasionaldsco]

shit is about to get SO real