Billal Ali

Youtuber. Blogger. Journalist. The more you ignore me the closer I get. You're wasting your time. - Morrissey

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@UTMRegistrar Do the courses you take after 20 credits still count towards your GPA?

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'Making tea opens positive facts' http://t.co/tnexeTFBWr via @WisdomOfChopra

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Bilal Philips: Scared of Christmas (A Letter Response) http://t.co/YUwh7J2aTT

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Aaqib Ahmad: How to exploit Islam to your advantage http://t.co/N4HqlAjDFO

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Ppl need to learn to control their emotions. Crumple them into a ball and repress them until u lash out at a loved one like a normal person.

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"What this man did next will make you cry." Unless he gets kicked in the balls by the girl he's proposing to, I swear to you it won't.

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@URVlive Nice! What's it called? Can't wait to hear it.

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Don't let love go. Kick his ass. Shoot his knee caps, tie him too a chair, then work him over with a led pipe #Blessed #FeelingRomantic

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I hate on particular letter in the alphabet. That's right, Fuck Q.

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You think Disney gives you unrealistic expectations? Try porn! That pizza guy nearly kicked my ass when I offered him my tip. #BOOM

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Got my computer science mark back. I got a C++. That's just a joke, I failed hard.

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When ever I play ball with with Asian friends and Brown friends I yell, KWANS vs KHANS

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I ain't afraid of no grammar police. I'll shot him bread.

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Annoying ghosts should be called, AssSouls

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QUESTION: Is there a fetish site I can sell my old shoes to?

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Working on a movie idea where a South Korean guys shoes come from the dead. I call it: SEOUL SOLE SOUL.

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@amarcitynews Sure. I'll send you a message then. Thanks.

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@amarcitynews Hi Amar. I was wondering if you had any space in your schedule to see me this week.

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@elthenerd I couldn't send it through linked in b/c we're not "connected" on the site. Do you mind if I have your email so I can sent it?